Why Men Aren't As Happy As They Should...

It's me again. And here I am trying to make out my point against Jan's recent post "Why are men happier"... no hard feelings towards you, Jan. I do actually agree that men do excel better in this tough world but men getting the upperhand doesn't mean they are priviledged for everything. Here's some of the cold and hard facts that -Guys, you aren't the upperhand species afterall!-

Skirts

I don't know why I am starting with this but i guess it's for the obvious. Girls can wear skirts AND pants. We girls basically can wear any attire, which includes also your limited wardrobe options. Hahahaha.... it's like Girls --> dress, skirts, pants, shorts, jeans, blouses, t-shirts... etc and Guys --> pants, t-shirts, jeans, shorts... and that's about it. And before you start with the -Men wears Boxers- theory, here's comes the bucket of cold water. We girls do have girl's boxers too. So guys, it feel sucks right never knowing how it felt wearing flowing skirts around and just in case you really want to know how it felt, skirts are cooling and comfortable.

Girls Room

No, I am not talking about going into girl's room. This is about the 'Ladies'. You know?? Girl-washroom? Toilet for girls? Yeah, that's the one. The mystery of the girl's toilet. Well, of course vice versa guy's washroom too. But hey, here's the sad part. If we girls 'accidentally' enters the Gents we basically just felt embarrassed and left quickly. But if guys actually 'accidentally' enters the Ladies, you won't just leave that easily. Basically you will be scratched, blinded and practically torn apart. And we girls know what is the 'extra-special-bowl' that the Gents have. But do you know? The Ladies actually have an extra big space filled with mirrors and -here's the best part- we even have chairs/sofas/couch whatever you call it in the extra compartment. We called that the 'make-up room'. It is basically a space for us girls to re-apply our make up and well, sit and gossip. So... 'extra-bowl' or extra room... which sounds better eh?

Sanitary Pads

Hahaha... i know this is a sensitive issue. But since you guys love to boast that you know better stuffs than girls such as -quote from Jan 'Girl only know how to drive a car but NOTHING, about maintaining a car'...blah...blah...blah... Well, try this for a change then. Do you know what a slim, fit, night wing is?? Do you even know what it looks like? Or how about the difference between overnight with maxi?

Oh and girls, in case you wander about the answer for the question thrown by Jan - "The radiator needs water" --> True or false girls?? try getting the answer from wikipedia. That's what internet are for. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiator

Child-Bearing
This is one situation you guys will never ever know in you whole entire life. The feeling of bearing a life for 9 months and giving birth. Although it is a painful experience but it is worth it all. We girls hold great reponsibilities, a life-giver. And this is one thing guys will never ever understand - the feeling of carrying a life in our body.- So guys can be upperhand of everything but they still can't bear a child.

Self-pampering

This is one thing that we can say we are so proud being girls. We can pamper ourselves and relax. Be it going to salon for a new hairstyle, or spa for relaxation, or even manicure and pedicure. We sure do love to pamper ourselves and this is one thing that you rarely...and i mean really rarely see guys do. Ever seen a guy do mask? or manicure?? now that will be a sight to see...hahaha

Make-up

Since we have touched a bit about self-pampering, i will also cover this part about make-up. Now i know the reason for girls to make-up is to make us look more beautiful and confident. The power of make-up also really does help when there occur desperate times. I shall give a situation. Mr Guy is preparing for his morning face-to-face interview. So Mr Guy wake up real early and go wash his face. As he sees his image in the mirror, he noticed something. Something really big, ugly and horrible. A Zit! Size of a moth-ball. What should Mr Guy do? He reached out to his zit and use his stubby fingers to press out. As hard as possible. Not only does it not work, and it hurts like hell. The zit grew redder and redder. Sigh! 'I'll just leave it. Hopefully the interviewer won't notice it' said Mr Guy. And you know what? That is what the interview stared at through out the interview and sorry to say, Mr Guy did not get the job cause interviewer's comment that he don't look presentable. If the same situation occurs at Ms Girl, she will just take out her 'magical' concealer and apply it on the redness and...wahlah.... Zit's gone, Ms Girl got her new job and everything's fine and dandy.

PMS

Hahahaha, here is one thing that girls are way upperhand at. Not the fact that we girls get it every month. It's the thing that we girls can use it as a reason for almost anything and everything and able to get out of any situation with it. If we went all emotional and start pissing everyone off, "sorry, PMS" and we are forgiven. Hahaha... Or we felt really lazy and doesn't want to work, we just get MC with the reason of PMS. Hehehehe...

Ladies Night

We get free drinks, cheap tickets and yes, cheap karaoke session because there is the special thing called Ladies Night. Woohoo.... ever heard of Men's night?? Hahaha....

So, guys are you really really happy in life? Do you still think you guys have priviledged in almost everything. Well, not those that i have listed that is. Have fun being a guy...hahahaha