When you are out with a girl..its called an outing or a date or whatever you wanna call it..you will encounter ALOT of various type of girls, so put aside how hot she is, put a side what she is wearing, put a side your mental state, put a side thinking how she looks like naked, those are the things you will surely be thinking about at certain points of the date/outing/whatever. So some becomes a misadventure, some becomes a success story. But the ONE THING THAT NEVER CHANGES is WHAT kind of girl are you out with!
Here are the few, might have missed out some..but hey what the hell, its just for fun..*Please take note that they might come in a few categories combine.*
1) Broken Hydrants
This is the BEST kind of girl to go out with, they yap and yap and yap and you just sit your ass down and listen. Some might think they are a mouth full, but come on really??Would you rather have few intervals of awkward silence than a smooth flowing conversation?? (not by the guy). Its sad that you will dubbed a 'Good Listener' later..but would you rather get a 'Good Listener' tag, or 'uh..that dude....'. It a BIG difference those 2 tag, you get dubbed the later one, you wont even have a chance to listen to her yap the second time.
2) Sheep in a Wolf Skin
*Special Thanks to Sarah for the picture*
Not so sure how you put this, its not often you bump into them, but then again they are common, sheep in a wolf skin, try picturing it, it looks ridiculous. They are just acting strong, but inside they weak. This kind of girls are rather egoistic and they tend to believe that males serve no purpose living in this planet called Earth, but dont worrytoo much, just say the right things and know which buttons to push you will be fine.In addition to trying to look strong, whenever they lapse, it actually quite funny. Cant really tell you how is looks like when it happens. But make no mistake about it, they are quite special in alot of different ways. How they think, how the converse, how they act and etc. They can be VERY attractive to certain people. VERY.
3) Wolf in a Sheep skin
*Special Thanks to Sarah for the picture*
In reference to Derek's post this kind of girls are the 'Hello Waterfish' ones. They know what they want and they know how to get it. They have mastered the art of manipulating guys and
-YES!! I WILL ADMIT I HAVE FELL FOR THIS COUNTLESS AMOUNT OF TIMES- *jan*. Being guys, our achilles heel is that we are in just one word 'Horny' or 'Itchy'. So this happens because we are weak, not because the girl is any special. WE ARE WEAK.
4) Emo Queens
There was an episode of Sex and the City, where Carrie just broke up with Mr. Big, and she bump into another dude few episodes later (the one that dumped her with a post-it). They were talking and then Carrie said ALOT of weird stuff, the guy got into his bike on a haste and quickly ride away, and then she said 'I was like an emotional slut' (dont remember what exactly she said). That is easily one of the funniest scene in SaTC. So Guys, bump into one of these girls. R.U.N. You don't need them telling you ALOT of things ;)
5) LOA Ones (Lack Of Attention)
No explanation required :D
6) Those that are just weird
Much like the one above, no explaination is required but again its hard to explain. They seem normal, they seem okay..but go out with them and you will be like "What the fuck??" Personally I had this misadventure before, the one thing I remembered her saying "CIS!! BEDEBAH!!". YEAH!! that was a gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood outing!
7) Those that are just special
This...is....'Good Luck, have fun.' The girl dont need to be a super model or anything. YOU WILL LIKE THE GIRL. No explaination, cause how do you gauge what is special to another person?
8) Those that let you do the talking
Okay, an outing with her, MIGHT suck or MIGHT be fun. When you are running all the talking, the outing might be fun cause you get a chance to show that you can carry a date with a revolving conversation. But ever just pause and think that you might be saying something DAMN lame?? and she is just nodding?? much like the 'Broken Hydrants' we just sit "umm" "yeah.." "yeah lorrr" but you dont really know how often do they actually stop listening and think "shit..". Right now is the oppositeand can you really hit all the common topics with her?? haha..
9) Intimidating ones
This girls dont bite or anything, they are just simply intimidating. Some kind of "Kick your ass!!!" aura coming out of them. Often comes in a few moment of awkward silence, it surely make you seem like you are nervous, which in half the cases YOU ARE. They can render you tongue tied , not be yourself,constantly thinking 'WHAT THE FUCK TO SAY??' and ALOT of shit. The worse part of this is that they areactually just being themself, and we on the other hand have smaller testicals all of a sudden. Its quiteego bruising :D , but eveything in life is a lesson. It might take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time to get herless intimidating in your head, by the time you are cast aside already ;)
10) Nothing
The girls name is usually Illusion Lee. If you are reading this and think its been awhile since you met ANY of the girls above or possibly those that are not listed above, you need to start doing something for yourself and not wait for a fish to jump on your lap :
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