55th Post!!

The Morgan





This move up here is called 'The Morgan', it came from TV series Chuck. The reasoning behind this move was that, back then Morgan was always picked on by girls, and he protected the two things he felt are the most important before he got hit, the face and the crotch, but as for the sissy pose, I dont have a reasoning for that..


But as for what this post is about, all said and done..The Morgan up there is essentially for pussies. You are so scared to face the fact that you curl up like that and avoid getting hit. I would admit that I did 'The Morgan' before cause I was too afraid of change and looking back at it probably that would be one mistake I might just have to take to the grave with me -.-


Is really getting hit worse than curling yourself up to make that sissy pose? Of course I know its not, and how long/many more times you can do that pose until you regret?? People believe third time is the charm..I believe ONE time is enough..

54th Post!!

Aura

I was watching Chuck over the weekend and I came about a very interesting word;

The word is Schnook, and the layman's term, it means someone that is always victimised.

And on the same day, as I was watching my beloved below average Liverpool maul Hull City, I came about another intersting set of words;

Aura of Inevitability, which speaks for itself.

Ever came across any individuals, that has this 'Please Bully Me', 'Please Victimised Me' tag on their forehead? Just take a second to be honest with yourself, ALL of us has bump into one and ALL of us has taken advantage or has bully one, unless of course if YOU are a Schnook then you won't know what I am talking about.

On the other hand, ever came across any individuals that has this aura about them, some form of greatness, intimidation and mutual respect for? Those are the people with Aura of Inevitability.

...and of course there are those normal people, which either bullies and victimised the Schnooks and respects those with the Aura of Inevitabilty. Let me give you a simple example which I believer speaks for itself;

In Football;

Schnooks - Darren Fletcher, Paul Scholes, Jamie Carragher, Ryan Babel, Nicklas Bendtner, Salomon Kalou & Steve McLaren

If you know how they look like, just take a moment to think if you would mess with them if you are a senior or a bigger star than them or equals..

Aura of Inevitability - Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard, John Terry, Cesc Fabregas & Fabio Capello

They are the stars of the English games, having to face them sometimes there will only be one out come, you will lose and because they bear the aura with them, before anything you lose half the battle already.

Another simpler example close to home, lets take a look at our 4th and 5th Prime Minister, who between the two you think is the Schnook and the Aura bearer..

The final example will be the male characters of Friends, 2 Schnooks and an Aura bearer.

The world is cruel, so if you are a Schnook, you are not getting out of there, if you are an Aura bearer, you will lose it and down graded to be a normal person. So at the end of the day, if you are a fucking Schnook you WILL forever be a Schnook.

53rd Post!!

SO I found out over Fly FM the other day, that Google has this translate option, so Phat Fabes, Ben and Nadia translated this..

let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

it was translated to BM..and the output..

mari kita bersenang-senang, menewaskan ini sakit
Saya ingin menumpnag kayu disco anda

So I took the liberty of testing it out..and I tried translate the entire Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me..




Anda berada di telefon dengan pacar
Dia marah.
Dia akan pergi tentang sesuatu yang anda katakan
'Cuz dia tidak mendapatkan humor seperti yang saya lakukan ...
Aku sedang di dalam bilik
Ini tipikal Selasa malam
Aku sedang mendengar jenis muzik dia tidak suka
Dan dia tidak akan pernah tahu cerita anda seperti yang saya lakukan '

Tapi dia memakai rok pendek
Aku mengenakan T-shirt
Dia menghibur kapten
Dan aku di bangku-bangku
Bermimpi tentang hari ketika anda bangun
Dan mendapati bahawa apa yang anda cari sudah ada di sini sepanjang waktu

Jika anda bisa melihat bahawa akulah yang mengerti anda
Di sini sepanjang jadi mengapa tidak boleh anda lihat
Anda termasuk dengan saya
Anda termasuk dengan saya

Berjalan di jalan-jalan dengan anda dan anda usang jins
Aku tidak bisa berfikir ini ialah bagaimana seharusnya
Tertawa di bangku taman, berfikir untuk diri sendiri
Hei tidak mudah ini

Dan kau punya senyum yang dapat menerangi seluruh bandar
Aku tidak melihatnya dalam beberapa waktu kerana dia membawa anda ke
Anda berkata baik-baik saja anda
Aku tahu kau lebih baik maka
Hei Whatcha lakukan dengan seorang gadis seperti itu

Dia memakai sepatu hak tinggi
Aku pakai sepatu kets
Dia bersorak kapten dan aku di bangku
Bermimpi tentang hari ketika anda bangun
Dan mendapati bahawa apa yang anda cari sudah ada di sini sepanjang waktu

Jika anda bisa melihat bahawa akulah yang mengerti anda
Di sini sepanjang jadi mengapa tidak boleh anda lihat
Anda termasuk dengan saya

Berdiri dan menunggu di pintu belakang anda
Selama ini bagaimana kau bisa tidak tahu
Baby ...
Anda termasuk dengan saya
Anda termasuk dengan saya

Oh '
Aku ingat kau sopir ke rumah saya di tengah malam
Akulah yang membuatmu tertawa
Apabila anda tahu anda tentang menangis
Dan aku tahu lagu kegemaran anda
Dan kau ceritakan tentang impian anda
Kurasa aku tahu di mana anda berada
Saya rasa saya tahu itu dengan saya ...

Tidak boleh melihat bahawa akulah yang mengerti anda
Di sini selama
Jadi kenapa tidak bisa anda lihat
Anda termasuk dengan saya

Berdiri dan menunggu di pintu belakang anda
Selama ini
Bagaimana kau bisa tidak tahu
Bayi anda termasuk dengan saya
Anda termasuk dengan saya

Anda termasuk dengan saya
Pernahkah anda berfikir hanya mungkin
Anda termasuk dengan saya
Anda berpadanan dengan

Anda termasuk dengan saya ...

52nd Post!!

Weak Moments

I am pretty sure everyone has their weak moments before, a moment you feel so weak that you become vulnerable and more often than not do something that you will regret later on.

Had an episode of that few days back and did something which of course I regret thereafter. I guess the bad part about my slip up was that it was not meant for the person I actually showed it to.



Let me hero sing you a song..

51st Post!!

Feeling #hennwei on the second day of Raya..

A very strong feeling of loss looms..

Need For Speed, Need For Attention [Part 006]

INT. J.K& R.L'S ROOM - AFTERNOON

J.K lies motionless on the bed staring blankly into the ceiling, looking beat, lifeless and dark eye lids around him making it obvious he has not rest in days, he sighs and closes his eyes

QUICK FLASH TO:

Rich Aunty appears infront of him and appears to be making out with J.K

QUICK FLASH TO:

J.K gets off the bed in shock and quickly ran to the rest room

TO:

INT. REST ROOM - CONTINUOUS

J.K goes to the toilet bowl and pukes, right after he breaths heavily, he flushes and gets to his feet. He moves towards the mirror and looks at himself. He turns on the tap and washes his face, he takes a look at himself again and the reflection seems to have a life of its own

REFLECTION
400 horses..

J.K nods to his own halucination

Moments later, Hinder - Get Stoned starts playing, J.K responds and exits the rest room

TO:

INT. J.K& R.L'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

He approaches the bed and watches his Iphone rings, as he looks on chills run through his spine.

WHITE FLASH TO:

INT. HOTEL ROOM - AFTERNOON

J.K lies under the comforter, equipped with a facial expression as though he just got raped, not far away, Rich Aunty is putting back on her clothes. She turns around and cathes J.K looking at her. J.K looks away.

She crawls on the bed towards J.K and hugs him. J.K freezes in disgust, she kisses him all over

Rich Aunty
(happy)
You made my toes curl just now..

J.K
(disgusted)
So are you now..

Rich Aunty laughs and gets off the bed, J.K's freezing motion comes to an end. She goes to her handbag. She takes out her Iphone and makes a call

Rich Aunty
(bossy)
Ahmad come get me from Shangri-La..

She hangs up, and starts removing the sim card from the phone

Rich Aunty
(bossy)
I saw a destroyed Iphone in the toilet just now..
I take it that it is yours..

She tosses her Iphone to the bed,

Rich Aunty
(bossy)
you can have mine boy..I got another
3 of it at home..

She reaches in her handbag again to take out a cheque book and approaches a small table to write, she tears off the cheque and leaves it at the table, she walks toward the door thereafter as J.K watches on

Rich Aunty
(bossy)
You wanna kiss mummy goodbye??

J.K blows her a flying kiss in reluctance and Rich Aunty leaves the room with a smile of satisfaction. She halts and then take another sharp look at J.K

Rich Aunty
(bossy)
You want your car?? Right??

J.K nods in agreement like a little puppy

Rich Aunty
(horny)
then you are going to have to see me
more often...the cheque is a guarantee
that I am not fucking with you

She then leaves. The moment the door closes, J.K gets off the bed, puts on his boxers back on and runs towards the table where the cheque is on, he picks up the cheque and his eyes glow. The cheque states there 'RM 15,000'. He then takes a quick look at the Iphone still lying on the bed

J.K
Wow..

WHITE FLASH TO:

INT. J.K& R.L'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

J.K snaps out of his imagination and continues looking at the phone, it is Rich Aunty calling, he ignores the call. When the phone stops ringing, he then makes a call

J.K
Hi D..wanna follow me to the work shop??

Need For Speed, Need For Attention [Part 005]

"So what exactly are we talking about here?" she rasped, her tongue licking her lips in a futile attempt to be seductive. She gazed upon her future toy with nothing but lust in her eyes. It was obvious she couldn't hide her delight at things to come, her crooked smile plastering across the wrinkled sagging face of hers. Which was already far younger than she was. But even the modern medicine miracle that was Botox had its limits, and she had reached it. Not like she cared. This wasn't the old days where she had to seduce her way through powerful men, to build up her own dynasty of wealth. She wasn't looking for another billionaire husband, the last one had already made her far more wealthier than any of her previous five husbands. All she need now, was hours of sweaty, raw, carnal pleasure, and standing right in front of her, was her new and very delicious solution to her necessity. She licked her lips again, and pursed her lips, for any more of this, and she might end up salivating over her new plaything. She couldn't take it anymore, the urge was too strong.

"Well, boy? I can't wait all day, you know. It's simple. Car, or no car. Take it or leave it. Now this offer will only be on the table for another five seconds, so you better be quick" she hissed, the words coming out like it was a dagger dipped in honey. A certified seductress, surely, but way past her expiry.

J took a big gulp, swallowing a slug of saliva which built up in his throat. His heart was pacing, and in spite of being in the presidential suite, he was dripping in sweat. This was it, he told himself. The chance is finally here, so what the heck am I waiting for? Do it, J, do it! Don't think twice, just close your eyes, imagine Jessica Beil or something, but for fucks sake, DO IT! he told himself, mustering up his own courage to utter those very words. Well, here goes nothing.

"Okay"

Out came a tiny whisper from his mouth, and she perked her head up. He gulped again, and closed his eyes. Jessica Biel, Jessica Beil!!!

"What did you say? I didn't know I was paying for a mute... speak up boy," she said again, as she reached out for him, bony fingers running down his chest.

"Okay. You have a deal. I want the car. You can take what's yours..."

And without missing a beat, she was on him like a bitch in heat. Except this time, that line wasn't a metaphor.

Need For Speed, Need For Attention [Part 004]

INT. J'S HOUSE - HALL - NIGHT

J.E and R.L sits at the hall of J'S house, both staring blankly into a 40 inch LCD TV with Transformers running on the screen

(V.O)
No, no, no, no, no, no... Hey! That's my car!.....Hello?
911 emergency. My car's been stolen!

J.E
(laughs)
Imagine J calls the police to tell that his car
engine exploded..he would have went.. 'No, no, no, no, no, no...
Hey! That's my car!.....hello mummy?? my car engine exploded!!!

R.L
(laughs)
Don't tell him I laughed!

J.E turns his attention towards the stairs

J.E
(suspicious)
How Long has he been in the toilet??

Chills run through their spines and they both rush up the stairs, into J and R.L's room

TO:

INT. J & R.L'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

They rush to the rest room door and J starts banging on the door

J.E
(raises voice)
J????

R.L
(concern)
Dear...are you alright??

J.E bangs on the door

J.E
Hey!! fucking answer man!

The toilet door opens from the inside, looking like a zombie J walks out of the restroom only with a towel covering his private areas

J.E
(disgusted)
AhH!! man!!

Not liking what he sees, J.E walks out of the room

J.E
Hey R..you take care of that piece, I am out of here..

R.L
(thankful)
Okay..thanks J..

J.E shows himself to the door,

TO:

EXT. J'S HOUSE - PORCH - NIGHT

J.E walks out of the porch to his white Peugeot 308, and drives off

FADE TO BLACK:

FADE IN:

INT. SILVAS - EVENING

J and an unknown guy are sitting at their usual table outside of the restaurant. The guy is W.H, 25, plum, fair and confident

W.H
I can hook you up with easy money man,
if you really want it fast, but the trade
off for it..(disgusted)um......

J
Sounds scary..but I am not scared..so tell it
to me..

W.H
You heard about those lonely wife of rich men??

J
Yeah..those rich high ranking people's wife..

W.H
If you can stomach having sex with them..they
will pay you ALOT of money man..

J
(mortified)
Sex??

W.H
or you can go for the slower version..take them out for
shopping..they reward you with Ralph Lauren or CK or whatever
and give you a small token of appreciation...of maybe 200 bucks,
you bang them ONE time..at least 10 times the return..and if you
can make them cum..and they request a revisit..that would be at
least 10k session everytime..(bragging) how you think I got my
3 Series?? I bang that old cougar till she asked me to stop..
and straight away she bought me a 3 series..(smirks)

WHITE FLASH TO:

INT. REST ROOM - J'S HOUSE - NIGHT

J stands infront of the mirror half naked with a towel covering his private parts, he looks at himself

J
(dejected)
If I can make the old cougar cum I might just get
her to buy me a GTR..

J rubs his eyes

J
(dejected)
400 over fuckign horse powers..

As J was admiring how he thinks he might look in his dream car, noises from the rest room door, someone is banging on it

J.E (V.O)
(raises voice)
J????

R.L (V.O)
(concern)
Dear...are you alright??

J.E bangs on the door

J.E (V.O)
Hey!! fucking answer man!

J washes his face

J
(points at the mirror to himself)
I'll make you cum you old bitch!


He then preps himself to look dejected again and opens the rest room door

TO:

INT. J & R.L'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

J.E
(disgusted)
AhH!! man!!

Not liking what he sees, J.E walks out of the room

J.E
Hey R..you take care of that piece, I am out of here..

J.E walks out of the room and down the stairs.

R
Are you okay??

J
(sulking manner)
Leave me alone..

Hurt by the remark, R kisses J on the cheeks and leaves the room, J watches intently as R leaves the room and picks up his IPhone to make a call

J
(sulking manner)
Hey W.H...set me up, with the richest one...

W.H (V.O)
YOU SERIOUS?? she is a tough cookie to handle man...

J
You are not me..

TO:

EXT. SILVAS - NIGHT

W.H, D, R and J are on their usual table

W.H
(laughs)
okay..let me know how it goes...

W.H hangs his mobile phone, and quickly turns his attention to the rest of the gang

W.H
(laughs)
J.K wants me to hook him up with a rich
old aunty...

His words catches everyone by surprised and they all laughs

R
(laughs)
Another man whore in the making...

D
(laughs)
He wants a 700,000 car, so W.H what is the criteria
to land something like that??

W.H
Fuck the same rich old lady and make sure she cums and
ask you to stop before you finish like few million times?


J
(laughs)
Can't believe J.K will be going down that path

W.H gets defensive

W.H
You see that white 325 Beamer there??


The gang continues their chat

FADE TO BLACK:

INT. HOTEL ROOM - AFTERNOON

J stands infront of the balcony door looking out to a view facing the entire KL City. Looking nervous and anxious he picks up his mobile phone and makes a call

J
(annoyed)
Hey!! W.H!! where is that lady??


The door bell rings, J's heart nearly pops out of his mouth, in shock he hangs up and slowly moves to the door. He opens the room door and to his dismay he sees an old lady wearing a black spaghetti strap and a VERY short mini skiry, she is RICH AUNTY, late 50's, blonde hair, tan and scrawny

RICH AUNTY
Are you J.K??


J
(mortified)
......yes...


Rich Aunty pushes J.K into the room, she takes the 'Do Not Disturb' sign, puts in at the door knob and closes the door and locks every single lock there is on the door. J.K looks in fear as Rich Aunty approaches him.

She moves in closer and attempts to kiss J.K.

J.K. moves away and starts yelling, he moves closer to the bed and starts to compose himself

J
(mortified)
.....you...want..the good stuff...you have gotta wait..


Rich Aunty
(excited)
I might dry up waiting..so dont keep me waiting too long


She reaches into her Gucci Handbag and takes out a bottle of lubricant and toss it to the bed. J.K could hardly believe what he sees and takes a deep breathe

J
(mortified)
Let me get comfortable..


He moves slowly to the restroom watching intently to Rich Aunty's every move and quickly goes into the restroom and locks the door

TO:

INT. REST ROOM - CONTINUOUS

J.K nervously takes out his phone and makes a call

J
(Angry) (Softly)
W.H!!! she is appalling man!!! you fuck face!!


W.H (V.O)
she is the richest and surely can give you 700k


Rich Aunty bangs on the door

RICH AUNTY (V.O)
(horny tone)(weird accent)
Don't keep me waiting..


W.H laughs over the phone

W.H (V.O)
She sounds like Akasha~okay i gotta service
my client now..bye..

W.H hangs up and J.K tosses his Iphone in anger

J
(Angry)
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!


RICH AUNTY (V.O)
(horny tone)(weird accent)
oh...say that one more timeeeeee


She continues banging the door

RICH AUNTY (V.O)
(horny tone)(weird accent)
I dont usually do this......begging for my toy
to come out of the toilet..


J braces himself..and opens the door, the moment he opens the door Rich Aunty jumps him like a tiger hunting its prey. J awkwardly removes her from her grasp and move away

RICH AUNTY (V.O)
(horny tone)(weird accent)
I like the way you are resisting me

Rich Aunty pushes J.K onto the bed