And The Answer Is...

I suppose this is very self-explainatory, so here it is. Feast your eyes.

And Back We Go To The Original Scenary

So, did anyone manage to guess yesterdays question? If not, here is another big big big BIG ass clue for you. If you still cannot guess it, do consider yourself as out of touch with the modern world.

Steve Tyler

For A Change of Scenary and Sores

I'm pretty sure many of you are already sick of seeing chest hair and disco era boy bands that seem to be abundant on bitter. So now, for a slight change of scenary, BitterEmotions proudly presents to you, courtesy of the World Wide Web, some wank-worthy material and eye candy!

Jaime Pressley


Nichole Robinson


And my favourite of the lot, the lovely, sexy, and beautiful Kim Smith


And now, the question of the day is...

What does these 3 beautiful models have in common? (Other than the fact that they are walking goddesses and men worship the land they walk on, and that probably 90% of the male population would say'HELL YES' to the question)

31st Post!!

Telling people your problem..

Every now and then, there are bound to be people telling you their problem. If the problem is new it would be rather exciting to hear it out. Of course these are the sort of problem that you would love to listen to most to learn something and to make yourself feel better that you are not in the person's shoe.

But there are also those people that comes to you with a looping problem, the thing they talk about is ALWAYS the same thing..and the advice that you give them is almost similar..in just a different way of putting it..and yet it doesn't get through to them..

So just incase if you all don't understand what I am trying to say..take a look at the graph..

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Sweet-ness Graph

Over Fly FM today, only Fabes and Nadia was around as Ben is in Paris..and so the whiny Nadia said that guys are only sweet at the start of the relationship..

I felt like calling in to tell her........"well that is life.."

29th Post!!

Relationship

*click to enlarge*

The picture says it all..

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need... but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Blonde Joke of the Day

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!


P.S. - If you don't get the joke, I have a tire pressure gauge.

Presenting, Tonix!

Band members include: (L-R) Philip Christoffer, Rikard Alf, Joran Knut, Jan  Elof, Dagmar Werner, and Niklas Carina.

Watch out for their latest hit, "My Swedish Meatball Sweetheart" on your local radio stations.

p/s. im gonna need new friends after this. please apply in the comments section. thanks. D:

a slightly unhealthy addiction..

you've have probably noticed that theres been quite a number of posts regarding the hoff.. i have a strange feeling its a slightly unhealthy addiction..

*edit* maybe that didnt come out so right. |: sorry if i ruined your appetite. D:

Smile, You're Under Arrest

I normally don't succumb to the idea of watching reality TV (which includes American Idol, Fear Factor and Amazing Race) for a simple fact that I believe most of these reality shows broadly encompass the following categories:

• Clearly scripted, as no sane mortal would possibly do such a thing.
  Case Study: See American Idol auditions, and the idiots who come in dressed as aliens or clown. Seriously dude, wtf.





• Plain lame
  Case Study: See America's Got Talent. See the Hoffman and the Hoffetts.





• Nothing more than an attempt to revive someones ailing career
  Case Study: See above. Or see American Idol's Paula Abdul


• Pre-determined winners
  Case Study: Ever realise how they never fully announce the voting numbers in Idol?

Yea, so basically, I consider reality TV to be at the bottom of the cess pool when it comes to anything on TV (although, the scum at feed at the bottom has to be that annoying tranny that hosts the various shows on Astros Malay channels)

But this on the other hand, sounds like it has some potential. And I quote:

Smile, You're Under Arrest is a show that features law officers in Phoenix setting up grandiose sting operations to lure criminals with warrants into their waiting hands, and cameras.

Fox President of Alternative Entertainment Mike Darnell. “Instead of the worst day of your life and then a joke at the end, this is the reverse. This is the best day of your life, and then we arrest you.”

One of three set-ups just shot in Arizona features the cops luring a criminal to a movie set with the promise of making him an extra and paying him a couple hundred dollars. An elaborate film set is staged and filming begins on a faux movie. The set-up continues as the director then gets mad at the lead actor, fires him and replaces him with the law-breaking extra.

The scene escalates with the fake director introducing the mark to a supposed studio mogul and continuing to create this dream-comes-true sequence. Finally, all the participants are revealed as officers of the law, and the criminal is apprehended (before signing waivers to let the footage be used in the show).

Other scenarios include a fake fashion shoot where the subject thinks he is about to become a supermodel and another in which the mark becomes an auto racer, a set-up which ends when a police car comes up behind him on a race track to pull him over.

I love the premise of the show. Me being the sadistic person I am, nothing thrills me more than seeing someone floating so high in the sky, and come screaming down with a big bad SPLAT. This show exploits your dreams, showing you how things could have been, and then brings out the grim reality of how things is. Oh how gleeful.

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People that are not fit to be on Internet Messenger

Ever got annoyed by how some people replies you on the web messenger?? To be honest I have zero tolerance for dumbass replies..you ask/say something with almost 3 or 4 lines, the reply is a simple one word reply, or rather a conversation ending one.

Okay, those reading this can simply say "get the point man!" I WILL and DO get the point if I am the one messaging the person. The problem is sometimes you get dumbass replies when the person you talking to is the one that messages you first!!

Exhibits;

1) The One Liners

This bunch of pricks will reply you with only ONE word regardless of what you say..either they are not interested or their keyboard only have a few key functioning

H.A.H.A.O.K. --> 4 keys
O.H.O.K.O.K --> 3 keys
H.E.H.E --> 2 Keys

Do you people actually expect the person on the other end to ask you EVERYTHING and continue the conversation by him/herself??? One liners usually don't wanna talk to the person they do that shit to...if you really don't wanna talk to them...DON'T REPLY that is the simpliest solution..don't be an asshole. People within this group is the people I hate the most on IM regardless if you are my friends or not, IF YOU WANNA REPLY LIKE THIS DON'T REPLY ME OR EVEN BETTER DON'T START A CONVERSATION WITH ME

2) The Conversation Ending Replies

This group of people are usually girls..and rather attractive ones..they dare to reply in such a way cause they are REALLY just NOT affraid to miss out on just another attention.

Coming online is to entertain yourself / cure boredom / etc etc..but if you are actually intending to keep a score counter of how many guys msg you on a daily basis and how many guys you can give a dumbass reply to and still wanna speak with you...I got a better suggestion, DONT COME ON IM.

3) Volatile Individuals

There are actually very few of these people on IM but..they still exist..what I mean by volatile is..on their element, they seem to be the nicest person to talk to on IM and then another day, they just simply dont even reply a 'Hi'. No doubt I am contradicting myself about my point up there..don't reply if you have nothing nice to say.

But..weren't you the nicest person to speak to like YESTERDAY?? People with mood swings are not fit to be on IM period.

4) Fishermen / women

In general, people like that are very nice to talk to..always consistent, always a pleasant name to see online on your IM list, but the problem with them..They tend to give you half ass details on something they are talking to you about and ALWAYS fish you to ask them a question.

These FUCKERS are VERY persistent, even when you know and don't ask the question they want you to ask. They would rather leave the conversation dangling than volunteerly tell you what they actually failed to conjure you asking.

5) People that do not set their status to 'Away' and is always 'Online'

Really that lack of attention that you need to know how many people actually messages you?? Get a fucking life you prick faces and set your status to away when you are not on the PC

6) People that forget what they are talking about

This group of people ALWAYS close and NOT minimise the window and thus always annoy the people they are talking to by forgetting what they were talking about whenever they see a reply.

This group of people should NOT be on IM.

Bonus Video; Korn - Coming Undone

Google News WTF : Abdullah hopes Obama's election will bring positive changes to the ...

Key persons mentioned in this posting: Abdullah Badawi, Barack Obama
Dude in the picture : No idea
(I lack the ability to recognize politicians, sorry)

Amazing things that makes you go... what???

Michael Crichton, R.I.P.

Michael Crichton, one of my favorite authors, has passed away at the age of 66 after a long fight with cancer.

An author whos ability is to tell a story so detailed, so vivid, yet without a single memorable character.

An author who made the award winning TV series ER.

An author whos book Jurassic Park happens to be my most read book of all time (owned 3 of the very same book, re-read it at least 20 times already).

An author who has an uncanny ability to add so much scientific muttering in the mid of a tense action scene, just to show you he's smart (and I understand it, hence I am smart too!)

An author who will definitely be missed by his millions of fans.

Rest In Peace

Google News WTF : Obamas may bring new fashion sense to White House

Key persons mentioned in this posting : Obamas (Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Malia Ann Obama, Sasha Obama)
Lady in the picture : Some runway model

Unless Michelle Obama is an ex-pagent (like some other politician we know *wink*)... what???

26th Post!!

OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Congratulation Barack Obama for becoming the 44th President of the United States and also the first African American to do so..

Now that you got the job done the whole of America and the world will be doing this to you..

We will be watchin~

Derek's Guide for Cheapskate Gamers - Mirror's Edge Demo

Welcome to Derek's Guide for Cheapskate Gamers, a guide where I review things for like-minded people as myself, who's main attributes lie the the fact that they are such cheapskates, the only thing they have on their consoles (when they are actually willing to cough out the dough to buy one), are game demos.

For this installment, I shall be taking a look at the spanking new hit coming out from EA Digital Illusions CE studio, Mirror's Edge

The demo for Mirror's Edge was just unleased on the Playstation Network for US and EU just last week, and after pushing my broadband to the limit, I completed the download, and fired up the much raved game. But before we get to the game itself, behold, the trailer....

The moment I actually saw the trailer, the one thing Mirror's Edge remind of, is Parkour. And I quote, from the great tome of Wikipedia itself...

Parkour (sometimes abbreviated to PK) or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of movement) is an activity with the aim of moving from one point to another as efficiently and quickly as possible, using principally the abilities of the human body. It is meant to help one overcome obstacles, which can be anything in the surrounding environment—from branches and rocks to rails and concrete walls—and can be practiced in both rural and urban areas. Parkour practitioners are referred to as traceurs, or traceuses for females.

Still confused? Check out this video on YouTube and you will get my drift.
So what else can get better than a refreshing new look on an old FPS Genre, by instilling a never-seen-before speed and freedom of movement, and cutting back on the shooting itself. Couple this with an anti-doom type city, a city all white, bright and vibrant (which somehow reminds me of the Orwellian 1984 for some reason), and you have a winner.
For those hardcore gamers, you might need a little refresher, as this is not your fps. Much less fighting, alot more running (which is perfect for me, who plays FPS like a hit and run, or more closer to run-to-the-exit type).

Now back to the demo. The demo consists of a training level as well as the first mission of the game. The training level teaches you the basics of the game (which is about 3 buttons and the analog sticks, if you use the SIXAXIS functions) and runs you quickly through your first mission.

The controls are sweet and simplistic to learn, yet hard to master. The level itself if fairly self explanatory, although there was a part where I got lost. Death is like any other FPS, die and restart at some checkpoint before.

Fun Factor - This game is fun. Really fun. Seriously. How else to I explain it.

Prettiness - This game is also very very pretty. Bright vibrant colors would be the last thing you'd expect from an FPS (Hi Doom, Resistance, Call of Duty, and every other gloomy FPS). And they really hit the free movement look very well, with arms and legs flailing around.

Play Length - 20 mins will run you through the entire thing. There is a time trail mode unlockable for those that pre-order the full game, or win it online (from 1UP Mirror's Edge competition), but I don't have access to that.

Replayability - If you are anything like me, the tutorial will not be replayed, but the first missioon, you may retry several times to get a real smooth run like what you see in the trailer. After that, it's a waste of 1's and 0's on your hard disk.

So my final recommendation, download the demo, and rent the game afterwards. Or trade it. Either way, get the demo, and get hooked.

P.S. - Anyone liked the dreamy dance track theme song? I fell in love with it and Faith standing on top of the cranes after finishing the demo. Anyway, the song can be found here and there is a MegaUpload link to the mp3 as well.

Quick Filler

Good morning world.

Heres just a quick filler to add some posting to this becoming-mundane blog.





For your info, what I update to Last.FM is the music I only play in the office, which may be quite limited at time, and consistently changing.