Ever got annoyed by how some people replies you on the web messenger?? To be honest I have zero tolerance for dumbass replies..you ask/say something with almost 3 or 4 lines, the reply is a simple one word reply, or rather a conversation ending one.
Okay, those reading this can simply say "get the point man!" I WILL and DO get the point if I am the one messaging the person. The problem is sometimes you get dumbass replies when the person you talking to is the one that messages you first!!
Exhibits;
1) The One Liners
This bunch of pricks will reply you with only ONE word regardless of what you say..either they are not interested or their keyboard only have a few key functioning
H.A.H.A.O.K. --> 4 keys
O.H.O.K.O.K --> 3 keys
H.E.H.E --> 2 Keys
Do you people actually expect the person on the other end to ask you EVERYTHING and continue the conversation by him/herself??? One liners usually don't wanna talk to the person they do that shit to...if you really don't wanna talk to them...DON'T REPLY that is the simpliest solution..don't be an asshole. People within this group is the people I hate the most on IM regardless if you are my friends or not, IF YOU WANNA REPLY LIKE THIS DON'T REPLY ME OR EVEN BETTER DON'T START A CONVERSATION WITH ME
2) The Conversation Ending Replies
This group of people are usually girls..and rather attractive ones..they dare to reply in such a way cause they are REALLY just NOT affraid to miss out on just another attention.
Coming online is to entertain yourself / cure boredom / etc etc..but if you are actually intending to keep a score counter of how many guys msg you on a daily basis and how many guys you can give a dumbass reply to and still wanna speak with you...I got a better suggestion, DONT COME ON IM.
3) Volatile Individuals
There are actually very few of these people on IM but..they still exist..what I mean by volatile is..on their element, they seem to be the nicest person to talk to on IM and then another day, they just simply dont even reply a 'Hi'. No doubt I am contradicting myself about my point up there..don't reply if you have nothing nice to say.
But..weren't you the nicest person to speak to like YESTERDAY?? People with mood swings are not fit to be on IM period.
4) Fishermen / women
In general, people like that are very nice to talk to..always consistent, always a pleasant name to see online on your IM list, but the problem with them..They tend to give you half ass details on something they are talking to you about and ALWAYS fish you to ask them a question.
These FUCKERS are VERY persistent, even when you know and don't ask the question they want you to ask. They would rather leave the conversation dangling than volunteerly tell you what they actually failed to conjure you asking.
5) People that do not set their status to 'Away' and is always 'Online'
Really that lack of attention that you need to know how many people actually messages you?? Get a fucking life you prick faces and set your status to away when you are not on the PC
6) People that forget what they are talking about
This group of people ALWAYS close and NOT minimise the window and thus always annoy the people they are talking to by forgetting what they were talking about whenever they see a reply.
This group of people should NOT be on IM.
Bonus Video; Korn - Coming Undone
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