Seventh Post!!

Why are men happier
These points are taken from a shirt that I once bought in Topshop. Enjoy.

Car mechanics tell you the truth

It is a famously known fact, Girl only know how to drive a car but NOTHING, about maintaininga car. So when a car breakdown happens. A mechanic is there to save the day. The chances that a mechanic will tell a bullshit story about the car to a man is lower as compared to a lady. Since there are only like 10% of the whole female population that knows about cars. So can you blame the mechanics to wanna lie to you all??

"The radiator needs water" --> True or false girls??

The world is your urinal

We were blessed with the ability to stand and pee, though our aiming REALLY REALLY SUCK. But it doesn't change the fact that we can pee, anywhere, anytime...if we try a little harder, we can actually get it to target, IF WE TRY A LITTLE HARDER. Maybe this is the one thing that guys can do women can't. We can pee standing up..sitting..and squatting.. :p

Wrinkles add character

Right..we are not scared of it..apparently..it makes us look wiser..hahahaha!, another thing that most men couldn't be bother having on their faces

Cholocate is just another snack

It is true you know, we can buy any chocolate coated snack, put it in our mouth and not feel that we committed a cardinal sin. It is just a sin for our sugar level in the body, but as for the rest....

You know stuff about tanks

I dont really see the point behind this. But in any case, my friend once told me he saw in the discovery channel, there is a tank under development, the prototype canon can shoot a target 300KM away?? See!

You can open your own jars

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Three pairs of shoes are enough

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Its true, we dont need shoe to match only ONE outfit, we have shoes that matches almost anything we wear, but we are glad we dont need a closet just to put our shoes

Your last name stays put

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what you want me to say??

You only have shave your face

Okkay, make no mistake about it..WE (guys) are very glad/pleased/thankful that you all (girls) DONT NEED to shave your face, but thankfully everywhere else...the sun seems so shiny because of that..