44th Post!!

Things guys say that girls will never understand

1) It's not you it's me

Seriously, whenever we say this to you..we really mean it..nothing is wrong with you, but there are ALOT of problems with US!! We this..WE that..

It's a typical cliche break up line..but stop and think for awhile..you might just end up figuring it out....so to speak..

2) I have never lied to you

This is such a stupid line that the line itself is a lie, but there is an outside chance probably like 2% that we are telling the truth..so whenever we say that..don't IMMEDIATELY discount it as a lie

3) You're lying

If you ever get caught in a situation like that..chances are the guy knows you are lying..and since you all are such good liars..don't think we will always buy your bullshit..

You all can sense a lie 5 minutes before the lie is being told to you..but we know you are lying when you tell a lie..WE KNOW..................

4) "Um.." "Issit??" "Are you serious??" "Uh huh..." "Yeah..then??"

I am sure you all heard that a million times whenever you all run your mouth to tell us how your day went, whether its face to face or on the phone..of course those shit ass things that we said up there really give the impression that we are not interested nor do we care..

The truth is..we really don't give a fuck..we ARE listening anyway..but just because we are saying those things it doesn't mean that we are not paying attention..

5) "Nothing" "I am fine" "I don't wanna talk about it"

WE guys know you are NOT fine..and there is SOMETHING bothering and you REALLY WANNA talk about it..you when you all utter those words. But when we say those things..90% of the time we are really fine.

When we say "Nothing" we don't wanna tell you cause chances are when we do tell you what the "Nothing" is..you all will just say we are an asshole or disgusting or something..

When we say "I am fine" we really are fine..we are not scarred physically or emotionally..

When we say "I don't wanna talk about it"..we really don't wanna talk about it..we wanna move on.. :p

6) I don't know how to be your friend..

If a guy ever said that to you..you really have no idea how much the guy actually likes you. Fair enough if you think that guy is not good enough for you cause your expectation is so freaking ass high..or you are just waiting for something there doesn't exist in this world.



I am bored..I will stop writing here..