45th Post!!

David Caruso

I was reading http://www.cracked.com/ and they came out with an article about David Caruso, just incase if you are not sure who he is..he is the starring of CSI Miami, he used to be the starring of NYPD Blue in Season 1 only.

He is really quite a bad ass cop in both NYPD Blue and CSI Miami, he won the Golden Globes before in 1994 (I think) for his potrayal of Detective John Kelly, and then in the later years he will be Horatio Caine. Frankly, I am surprised he has not got an Emmy or a Golden Globes nomination for Play Horatio..cause his acting is good..and I honestly cant think of another person that can play the role better than him.

But his actions and corny ass one liners in CSI Miami can annoy ALOT of people..which includes me..a CSI Miami fan..

This was how cracked.com summarised his actions on CSI Miami

Photo thanks to www.cracked.com

44th Post!!

Things guys say that girls will never understand

1) It's not you it's me

Seriously, whenever we say this to you..we really mean it..nothing is wrong with you, but there are ALOT of problems with US!! We this..WE that..

It's a typical cliche break up line..but stop and think for awhile..you might just end up figuring it out....so to speak..

2) I have never lied to you

This is such a stupid line that the line itself is a lie, but there is an outside chance probably like 2% that we are telling the truth..so whenever we say that..don't IMMEDIATELY discount it as a lie

3) You're lying

If you ever get caught in a situation like that..chances are the guy knows you are lying..and since you all are such good liars..don't think we will always buy your bullshit..

You all can sense a lie 5 minutes before the lie is being told to you..but we know you are lying when you tell a lie..WE KNOW..................

4) "Um.." "Issit??" "Are you serious??" "Uh huh..." "Yeah..then??"

I am sure you all heard that a million times whenever you all run your mouth to tell us how your day went, whether its face to face or on the phone..of course those shit ass things that we said up there really give the impression that we are not interested nor do we care..

The truth is..we really don't give a fuck..we ARE listening anyway..but just because we are saying those things it doesn't mean that we are not paying attention..

5) "Nothing" "I am fine" "I don't wanna talk about it"

WE guys know you are NOT fine..and there is SOMETHING bothering and you REALLY WANNA talk about it..you when you all utter those words. But when we say those things..90% of the time we are really fine.

When we say "Nothing" we don't wanna tell you cause chances are when we do tell you what the "Nothing" is..you all will just say we are an asshole or disgusting or something..

When we say "I am fine" we really are fine..we are not scarred physically or emotionally..

When we say "I don't wanna talk about it"..we really don't wanna talk about it..we wanna move on.. :p

6) I don't know how to be your friend..

If a guy ever said that to you..you really have no idea how much the guy actually likes you. Fair enough if you think that guy is not good enough for you cause your expectation is so freaking ass high..or you are just waiting for something there doesn't exist in this world.



I am bored..I will stop writing here..

43rd Post!!

In Pursuit of Happiness

Being humans we are just programmed not to be contented with what we have. When we are rich we strive for more money, and yada yada yada..Don't mean this as a racial slur (I am a Malay), but sometimes I do envy some of the Malays, as they are always happy with what they have. But I am just like any other human with the crappy nature of not being happy with what I have.

As time passes, I realised that the only way to be really happy is to actually take one day at a time..(its a personal opinion so feel free to disagree) By doing so, you actually learn to appreciate the amount of time you have in a day. I started doing this when I read the news some time back about one a young CEO or something..he was in the car with his driver going somewhere, went pass a construction yard some big ass rock fell on his car crushing him and only him as the rock fell on where he was sitting..nothing happened to the driver. (My deepest condolences to him)


Based on what I am saying I might seem like someone who don't look forward at all..it is NOT true, I do look forward but I try not to plan too many things ahead, I will wanna see myself become a manager one day, own a house in 4 years and I stop there. Reason being I don't even know if I will live pass the next hour, I might just die in my sleep or after I finish putting up this post. Life is so fragile, is it worth it to put so many things ahead of you and then one day you just expire and not get shit out of what you see yourself to be??



I got pass the 'study hard and be someone one day' stage, so it doesn't apply to me anymore..For me its all about being happy NOW, nothing is more important than NOW. I forfeited NOW for UNCERTAINTY OF THE FUTURE once and I swear on my life I will never ever do it again.



So let me ask YOU..is it really worth it to not be happy now because you feel there is something better for you sometime in the future and you are not sure when is your expiry??

One Liners

I'm the perfect girl.
I called in sick for you. Have fun at the game!
I love ninjas.
Wear whatever you want.
I'll try anything once.
Have fun drinking with your friends!
Here, you can have my food.
You are so right.
Sleep in as late as you want, I'll have breakfast ready.
I cleaned the game room.
Did you want me to wait outside?
I hooked up the surround sound!
See you in the morning!
I bought you the new PlayStation3.
I bought you some games for the PS3.
Do you think she's flirting with us?
I really love you watching play video games.
Happy birthday. I got you a monkey!
Just get drunk there, I'll come pick you up.

One-liners that some of you may never ever, ever hear from any self-respecting woman. And one-liners you would love to hear from your girl.

Blondie Quotes

After Jan's previous post, Test Subject Four (My Blonde Friend) came out asking why Jan put up Paris, instead of other blondes like Jessica Simpson. As a direct quote from him..

Test Subject Four (My Blonde Friend) says:
jessica i think i wont argue so much with u

I suppose we can safely say and agree he truly deserves the title blonde for that reason alone. Why? Let see some very memorable quotes by Miss Simpson herself.

First of all, would be the most famous one of all, which involves this....

“'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'”

True story, and no need to add anything to this.

The second, would be this...

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”

Surely the term Chicken may be confusing to those of the lighter hair, but can't you tell the difference of Tuna and Chicken? And it comes from a friggin' can that says TUNA CHUNKS! And if you want to know why the COMPANY is called Chicken by the Sea..

In the early 1900s, the company wasn't known by its familiar fowl moniker and sold other foods in addition to tuna. But fortune shined on them when they became the first food company to can "light tuna." The mildly flavored fish became the company's trademark product, and its owners sought a catchier name for their canned fish. When asked about the flavor of the new light tuna, many customers remarked, "it tastes like chicken," -- so the company began to market the light tuna as "Chicken of the Sea." The ad campaign was so successful that the company eventually renamed itself after their famous slogan.

A few other quotes which might be of interest...

“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!”

In case anyone doesn't know, A-E-I-O-U are vowels, and 7th grade is the equivalent of Form 1 in Malaysia.

“Jessica: Ooh I love this scent.
Friend: What is it?
Jessica: Ah...oh, it's unscented.”

Nothing to add here.

And one of my more favourite ones

“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”

So now, prefering Jessica over Paris, do you consider it ditzy or dumb?

42nd Post!!

Who are the test subject as TV/Movie Characters

Test Subject One (The Malay)

1) Knowledge
-4/5
2) Courage
3/5
3) Diligence
3.5/5
4) Expression
4.5/5
5) Understanding
5/5

Okay this is actually me..many of my friends thought that I over rated myself..but its not true..if 1/5 in Knowledge is considered as stupid..what is -4 then???

The Bad Shit of Who We Are..

Full Retard: I am Jan

Well really..

The Okay/Good of Who We Are

Uzumaki Naruto

Almost similar-ish, very dumb..full of expression and the only character that can understand anybody in the Manga

Full Retard Bonus Video



Ever since this clip was shown on Tropic Thunder, I had a friend that calls me Simple Jan, so I dont wanna attract negative attention from this post..thus I will just go ahead and shoot myself on the foot..I am the only one with this extra bonus video..HAPPY?

Test Subject Two (My Round Friend)
1) Knowledge
4.5/5
2) Courage
3/5
3) Diligence
3.5-4/5
4) Expression
4/5
5) Understanding
-28/5

The Bad Shit of Who We Are..

Mojo Jo Jo

Smart but stupid..he is one of the smart bad guys that I have seen on TV before..but somehow his lack of understanding of the Powerpuff Girls always make him lose..but then again its a cartoon and its meant to be..

The Okay/Good of Who We Are

Dr House

What can I say..if you actually know him well enough..quite similar-ish to Dr House, he can be diligent about his own stuff but when it comes to others he has no patience to teach at all..

Test Subject Three (My "Italian" Friend)

1) Knowledge
4.5/5
2) Courage
-89/5
3) Diligence
2/5
4) Expression
1/5
5) Understanding
4/5

The Bad Shit of Who We Are..

Ted from Scrubs

Expressionless, courageless and umm..whatever you see in the picture..

The Okay/Good of Who We Are

Peter Parker

The awkward hero...

Test Subject Four (My Blonde Friend)

1) Knowledge
4.5/5
2) Courage
9/5
3) Diligence
3/5
4) Expression
3/5
5) Understanding
-100000000000/5


The Okay/Good of Who We Are

Joey

He really is like Joey..player..good looks..but compensated with lack of intelligence..for understanding..

The Bad Shit of Who We Are..

Paris Hilton

Know him long enough..he is also similar to her..lack of attention and umm..as smart as she is..umm..umm..

It was either Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson..so..haha

41st Post!!

Persona 4

Persona 4 its a console closing game for PS2, this RPG is rather interesting as it brings ALOT of real life aspect in the game. One of the aspect I love most is developing your main character's "quality stats".

In Persona 4, there are 5 qualities you need to develop for non battle purposes

1) Knowledge
2) Courage
3) Diligence
4) Expression
5) Understanding

...by making all these qualities higher you can get to upgrade your social link, do and say certain things that you will not be able to if the qualities are not at a certain level

Then it got me thinking..if I was the Persona 4's main character how will my stats be??

This is how I am gonna rank the stats and my understanding of it through playing the game..(be mind full there are only level 1 to 5..1 is the lowest and 5 is the highest)

1) Knowledge
This "quality" is to ensure that you can unlock one of the social link and more importantly to get better grades in an exam

My Take
I am gonna judge this based on how our real life exam goes and our general knowledge.

2) Courage
This "quality" will make the main character do and say certain things, like if your courage is high enough you can actually hold Chie's hand in one of the scenes with her, ask Ai out...and skip class

My Take
This quality is gonna be judge based on how big our testicals really are..how confident we are, our willingness to hit on a girl, our willingness to do certain things.

3) Diligence
This 'Quality' is to ensure that you can go fishing, considering the fishing game allows you to trade fishes for items you cant buy in the game...and those items are good shit items

My Take
This quality is gonna be judge based on how patient we are with the things we do..our ability to cope with repetitive work and duties

4) Expression
This 'Quality' is to ensure that you can lie and convince your way out of things through very convincing face expression..its also used to upgrade social links

My Take
This is our ability to lie and our facial expressions to tell people what we wanna say without saying a word..

5) Understanding
This 'Quality' is to unlock a social link and also be sensitive to all the girl characters in the game.

My Take
Our ability to understand jokes, and the people around us emotionally or through normal conversations

Test Subject One (The Malay)

1) Knowledge
-4/5
2) Courage
3/5
3) Diligence
3.5/5
4) Expression
4.5/5
5) Understanding
5/5


Test Subject Two (My Round Friend)

1) Knowledge
4.5/5
2) Courage
3/5
3) Diligence
3.5-4/5
4) Expression
4/5
5) Understanding
-28/5

Test Subject Three (My "Italian" Friend)

1) Knowledge
4.5/5
2) Courage
-89/5
3) Diligence
2/5
4) Expression
1/5
5) Understanding
4/5

Test Subject Four (My Blonde Friend)

1) Knowledge
4.5/5
2) Courage
9/5
3) Diligence
3/5
4) Expression
3/5
5) Understanding
-100000000000/5