Seventeenth Post!!

Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 mins.

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?Sexual Harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

£3.99 a minute.

What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?

Humpme Dumpme.

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever or Blondie Kay

What have women and floor tiles got in common?

If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts went.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman that won't do what she's told.


In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.