David Hasselhoff Quotes

I'm sure, after the last many servings of Hoffman, you will be asking "Is he for real?". Well, the answer is Yes, sad but true. I mean, only a man of his GREAT caliber can be willing to pose for a picture such as this!

So anyway, for a final dose of the Hairman, i mean Hoffman, I am proud to present something I ripped from TV.com again, real true to life quotes of the botox man himself.

1. I find it a bit sad that there isn't a picture of me in Berlin at Checkpoint Charlie.
2. (after falling off the wagon in 2007) Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issues. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters, who were concerned for my wellbeing, there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game.
3. (on Pamela Anderson) I never fancied Pamela - until recently. I was sitting next to her at a party at the Playboy Mansion and there was loads of chemistry. I though how funny it would be if we hooked up.
4. You know, I've had an interesting career. I've made a living, talking to a car, running in slow motion with Pamela Anderson, and starring with a sponge. Now, people might say there's no depth to that, but...uh...and they're right... however, it seems to have worked.
5. I feel like Elvis. Only alive.
6. (asked what he liked better: working with a talking car or a talking sponge) The car was a blast. SpongeBob SquarePants was fun, but he didn't come to the set. He was a stuck-up sponge.
7. (on "America's Got Talent") I let people down easy with inspiration.
8. (on crying at the "American Idol" finale)It was my best friend's birthday, and he was told he'd live for six months [with brain cancer]. He turned to me when Taylor Hicks won and said, "It's good to be alive." We both burst into tears.
9. (on America's Got Talent) I got a new show where we will never tell you what's coming around the corner.
10. I would consider (a career in politics). My first law would be 'Respect', then 'Get on with your neighbours'
11. (on British Prime Minister. Tony Blair) I said to him: 'I admire your attitude, your morals and what you stand for. You remind me a lot of myself.
12. (his reaction after reading the script for the "Baywatch" pilot for the first time) This is basically Knight Rider in a bathing suit. I don't wanna do it.
13. We made sure nobody died on the show. We made sure nobody ever drowned on Baywatch.
14. I look good, but I probably have the insides of Elvis.
15. (after earning the title of the male star internet surfers are hungry to read about by the 'Pipex' survey of 16-24-year olds.) I'm delighted to be such a hit on the web and to be crowned king of the internet.