Eleventh Post!!

Things a guy should NEVER do..

As a guy myself, I gotta admit guys are pretty hard to comprehend. In addition to large egos, guys constantly want 'face', and whatever the fuck that goes on at the top of their head. But whatever it is, guys are always the colourful bunch as alot of things revolve around them being stupid and crazy.

But no matter how colourful we are, we guys should NEVER...


1) ...Put on a show

Why can't everybody just be themself?? Infront of a bunch of dudes they are who they are and infront of girls they are someone else. Personally, I believe you should NEVER do something you can never be consistent at. Usually only happens when they are with girls or hitting on one. I really don't know how some guys do it..


2) ...Suck at bragging

Bragging is a guy thing, no matter what or how..we NEED to brag. But please DON'T SUCK at it..if you suck at something any normal guy should be good at doing then something is just NOT right..when you wanna brag get to the point and make your point clear, don't go beating around the bushes cause instead of being impressed by your escapades we end up calling you a 'sohai'.


3) ...deny you are hitting on a girl

Denying to another male friend that you are NOT hitting on a girl when you are clearly drooling over her everyday isn't gonna help you garner points among your friends. When you deny and we know you are..we will talk shit about you..and when we find out you fail..you are better off just dead cause there wont be an end to it..and please bear in mind when we talk shit about you with each other..we laugh pretty loud...


4) ...be afraid to admit you failed

Getting burned by a girl you are hitting on...its nothing new, if you can hit on 10 girls and you get all 10..you gotta have a large pocket and or a VERY good looking face or ETC ETC. If you are SO afraid of failing that you rather lie through your teeth cause you wanna save some face among your friends, then I will just tell you, you WILL forever suck at hitting on girls. You get burned...so what?? talk about it..your friends might have some interesting things to tell you and learn what to NOT do next time. Thomas Edison and Colonel Sanders found more than a 100 ways NOT to make a light bulb and fried chicken through failures.


5) ...set out hitting on a girl by becoming their best friend first

NO...NO....NO....if you are hitting on a girl, and try be her best friend FIRST..you might as well wear a skirt when you are with her..that's all I gotta say for this :


Thats it for today..