37th Post!!

Guitar Solo Cover..If you dont know the song..sucks to be you..



An almost perfect guitar solo cover..was starting to think it was Slash himself..

36th Post!!

Have you looked at the mirror recently??

Few days back I had this conversation with a friend (its a her)

Jan "I will be leaving office early..lets go Mid Valley..and since you got nothing to do..why don't you go there first..then you can wait for me for the first time.."

##### "What kind of a guy are you??? make girls wait!"

Jan "Has it occur to you..during those times you made guys wait for you and told yourself this.. 'what kind of a girl I am..make guys wait..' "

and she did not reply me thereafter..


I guess it says alot..I dont doubt we are selfish..but have you looked at the mirror recently??

35th Post!!

Can hardly believe this is a Malaysia ad..



Yes we should keep them that way..

Le Playstation 3

Non-PSP gamers, after the last post, I hope you don't feel TOO left out. And if you do here's a quick something to cure your thirst (assuming you own a PS3, otherwise, die of DEHYDRATION!)

Le Playstation Portable

Sony's PSP console could be defined as everything gone wrong about the console business. A mega seller in terms of hardware, which somehow does not translate into software sales due to rampant and easy piracy on the PlayStation Portable itself. As a result, many game developers have abandoned the platform in search of other 'safer' alternatives.
A sad reality, but true. Just take a look at the recent releases of games. You'd be lucky if 1 good game gets released that month. But fret not, one developer, the mighty SquareEnix, leeching off the success of the PSP in Japan (and their more, legal methods of gaming) is really throwing themselves at the PSP, unleashing not one, not two, nor three, but FOUR major franchises, shoving it down our throats until we're happy. And oh yes, I am happy. 2009 is building up to be an ORGASMIC year for the PSP.

The first we have, is an action RPG collaboration between Disney and SquareEnix, a prequel to their wildly successfull Kingdom Hearts.
Gamers and Gamettes, please meet, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep


Next up, is another of powerhouse franchise back in the days of the PlayStation, which somehow did not make the transition into the PlayStation 2 and beyond. An original SquareSoft franchise, featuring one of the hottest babes in video games, I introduce, Ms Aya Brea celebrating her 3rd Birthday


The third one, is Squares longest and most successful running franchise around. Originally created as the final hope, a swan song as a perfect sendoff to the end, only to find itself striking gold and making swan songs after swan songs after swan song (which fits the fact that the actual swan song itself was found to be false). And their latest iteration is the biggest project yet, a release of 3 difference types on 3 platforms, gamers, I present to you, exclusive for the PSP platform, Final Fantasy Agito XIII.


The fourth one, is from the same franchise, and is more like a homage to every single part of the franchise. Featuring the protagonist and the villian from every single main Final Fantasy series (from I all the way through to XII), it is promised to be a monster fightfest to sooth the hungry fanboys. Without further ado, DISSIDIA: Final Fantasy

34th Post!!

MY Idol...

Jimmy White...then



Lean and bergaya..

Now..



Fat and ugly now..

33rd Post!!

Sometimes when its your day..its your day...check out the shot on 1.54



I am not sure if it is a foul...
and Jimmy White reacts to the flukes like he meant it..thats why he is my idol

I'll be back

Watch below. Nuff said. It's like Batman meets Transformers. But heck, the franchise is far above and beyond even those two.

32nd Post!!

One of the favourite songs of all time..



Comes with english subs..its cool!

And The Answer Is...

I suppose this is very self-explainatory, so here it is. Feast your eyes.

And Back We Go To The Original Scenary

So, did anyone manage to guess yesterdays question? If not, here is another big big big BIG ass clue for you. If you still cannot guess it, do consider yourself as out of touch with the modern world.

Steve Tyler

For A Change of Scenary and Sores

I'm pretty sure many of you are already sick of seeing chest hair and disco era boy bands that seem to be abundant on bitter. So now, for a slight change of scenary, BitterEmotions proudly presents to you, courtesy of the World Wide Web, some wank-worthy material and eye candy!

Jaime Pressley


Nichole Robinson


And my favourite of the lot, the lovely, sexy, and beautiful Kim Smith


And now, the question of the day is...

What does these 3 beautiful models have in common? (Other than the fact that they are walking goddesses and men worship the land they walk on, and that probably 90% of the male population would say'HELL YES' to the question)

31st Post!!

Telling people your problem..

Every now and then, there are bound to be people telling you their problem. If the problem is new it would be rather exciting to hear it out. Of course these are the sort of problem that you would love to listen to most to learn something and to make yourself feel better that you are not in the person's shoe.

But there are also those people that comes to you with a looping problem, the thing they talk about is ALWAYS the same thing..and the advice that you give them is almost similar..in just a different way of putting it..and yet it doesn't get through to them..

So just incase if you all don't understand what I am trying to say..take a look at the graph..

30th Post!!

Sweet-ness Graph

Over Fly FM today, only Fabes and Nadia was around as Ben is in Paris..and so the whiny Nadia said that guys are only sweet at the start of the relationship..

I felt like calling in to tell her........"well that is life.."

29th Post!!

Relationship

*click to enlarge*

The picture says it all..

28th Post!!

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need... but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Blonde Joke of the Day

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!


P.S. - If you don't get the joke, I have a tire pressure gauge.

Presenting, Tonix!

Band members include: (L-R) Philip Christoffer, Rikard Alf, Joran Knut, Jan  Elof, Dagmar Werner, and Niklas Carina.

Watch out for their latest hit, "My Swedish Meatball Sweetheart" on your local radio stations.

p/s. im gonna need new friends after this. please apply in the comments section. thanks. D:

a slightly unhealthy addiction..

you've have probably noticed that theres been quite a number of posts regarding the hoff.. i have a strange feeling its a slightly unhealthy addiction..

*edit* maybe that didnt come out so right. |: sorry if i ruined your appetite. D:

Smile, You're Under Arrest

I normally don't succumb to the idea of watching reality TV (which includes American Idol, Fear Factor and Amazing Race) for a simple fact that I believe most of these reality shows broadly encompass the following categories:

• Clearly scripted, as no sane mortal would possibly do such a thing.
  Case Study: See American Idol auditions, and the idiots who come in dressed as aliens or clown. Seriously dude, wtf.





• Plain lame
  Case Study: See America's Got Talent. See the Hoffman and the Hoffetts.





• Nothing more than an attempt to revive someones ailing career
  Case Study: See above. Or see American Idol's Paula Abdul


• Pre-determined winners
  Case Study: Ever realise how they never fully announce the voting numbers in Idol?

Yea, so basically, I consider reality TV to be at the bottom of the cess pool when it comes to anything on TV (although, the scum at feed at the bottom has to be that annoying tranny that hosts the various shows on Astros Malay channels)

But this on the other hand, sounds like it has some potential. And I quote:

Smile, You're Under Arrest is a show that features law officers in Phoenix setting up grandiose sting operations to lure criminals with warrants into their waiting hands, and cameras.

Fox President of Alternative Entertainment Mike Darnell. “Instead of the worst day of your life and then a joke at the end, this is the reverse. This is the best day of your life, and then we arrest you.”

One of three set-ups just shot in Arizona features the cops luring a criminal to a movie set with the promise of making him an extra and paying him a couple hundred dollars. An elaborate film set is staged and filming begins on a faux movie. The set-up continues as the director then gets mad at the lead actor, fires him and replaces him with the law-breaking extra.

The scene escalates with the fake director introducing the mark to a supposed studio mogul and continuing to create this dream-comes-true sequence. Finally, all the participants are revealed as officers of the law, and the criminal is apprehended (before signing waivers to let the footage be used in the show).

Other scenarios include a fake fashion shoot where the subject thinks he is about to become a supermodel and another in which the mark becomes an auto racer, a set-up which ends when a police car comes up behind him on a race track to pull him over.

I love the premise of the show. Me being the sadistic person I am, nothing thrills me more than seeing someone floating so high in the sky, and come screaming down with a big bad SPLAT. This show exploits your dreams, showing you how things could have been, and then brings out the grim reality of how things is. Oh how gleeful.

27th Post!!

People that are not fit to be on Internet Messenger

Ever got annoyed by how some people replies you on the web messenger?? To be honest I have zero tolerance for dumbass replies..you ask/say something with almost 3 or 4 lines, the reply is a simple one word reply, or rather a conversation ending one.

Okay, those reading this can simply say "get the point man!" I WILL and DO get the point if I am the one messaging the person. The problem is sometimes you get dumbass replies when the person you talking to is the one that messages you first!!

Exhibits;

1) The One Liners

This bunch of pricks will reply you with only ONE word regardless of what you say..either they are not interested or their keyboard only have a few key functioning

H.A.H.A.O.K. --> 4 keys
O.H.O.K.O.K --> 3 keys
H.E.H.E --> 2 Keys

Do you people actually expect the person on the other end to ask you EVERYTHING and continue the conversation by him/herself??? One liners usually don't wanna talk to the person they do that shit to...if you really don't wanna talk to them...DON'T REPLY that is the simpliest solution..don't be an asshole. People within this group is the people I hate the most on IM regardless if you are my friends or not, IF YOU WANNA REPLY LIKE THIS DON'T REPLY ME OR EVEN BETTER DON'T START A CONVERSATION WITH ME

2) The Conversation Ending Replies

This group of people are usually girls..and rather attractive ones..they dare to reply in such a way cause they are REALLY just NOT affraid to miss out on just another attention.

Coming online is to entertain yourself / cure boredom / etc etc..but if you are actually intending to keep a score counter of how many guys msg you on a daily basis and how many guys you can give a dumbass reply to and still wanna speak with you...I got a better suggestion, DONT COME ON IM.

3) Volatile Individuals

There are actually very few of these people on IM but..they still exist..what I mean by volatile is..on their element, they seem to be the nicest person to talk to on IM and then another day, they just simply dont even reply a 'Hi'. No doubt I am contradicting myself about my point up there..don't reply if you have nothing nice to say.

But..weren't you the nicest person to speak to like YESTERDAY?? People with mood swings are not fit to be on IM period.

4) Fishermen / women

In general, people like that are very nice to talk to..always consistent, always a pleasant name to see online on your IM list, but the problem with them..They tend to give you half ass details on something they are talking to you about and ALWAYS fish you to ask them a question.

These FUCKERS are VERY persistent, even when you know and don't ask the question they want you to ask. They would rather leave the conversation dangling than volunteerly tell you what they actually failed to conjure you asking.

5) People that do not set their status to 'Away' and is always 'Online'

Really that lack of attention that you need to know how many people actually messages you?? Get a fucking life you prick faces and set your status to away when you are not on the PC

6) People that forget what they are talking about

This group of people ALWAYS close and NOT minimise the window and thus always annoy the people they are talking to by forgetting what they were talking about whenever they see a reply.

This group of people should NOT be on IM.

Bonus Video; Korn - Coming Undone

Google News WTF : Abdullah hopes Obama's election will bring positive changes to the ...

Key persons mentioned in this posting: Abdullah Badawi, Barack Obama
Dude in the picture : No idea
(I lack the ability to recognize politicians, sorry)

Amazing things that makes you go... what???

Michael Crichton, R.I.P.

Michael Crichton, one of my favorite authors, has passed away at the age of 66 after a long fight with cancer.

An author whos ability is to tell a story so detailed, so vivid, yet without a single memorable character.

An author who made the award winning TV series ER.

An author whos book Jurassic Park happens to be my most read book of all time (owned 3 of the very same book, re-read it at least 20 times already).

An author who has an uncanny ability to add so much scientific muttering in the mid of a tense action scene, just to show you he's smart (and I understand it, hence I am smart too!)

An author who will definitely be missed by his millions of fans.

Rest In Peace

Google News WTF : Obamas may bring new fashion sense to White House

Key persons mentioned in this posting : Obamas (Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Malia Ann Obama, Sasha Obama)
Lady in the picture : Some runway model

Unless Michelle Obama is an ex-pagent (like some other politician we know *wink*)... what???

26th Post!!

OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Congratulation Barack Obama for becoming the 44th President of the United States and also the first African American to do so..

Now that you got the job done the whole of America and the world will be doing this to you..

We will be watchin~

Derek's Guide for Cheapskate Gamers - Mirror's Edge Demo

Welcome to Derek's Guide for Cheapskate Gamers, a guide where I review things for like-minded people as myself, who's main attributes lie the the fact that they are such cheapskates, the only thing they have on their consoles (when they are actually willing to cough out the dough to buy one), are game demos.

For this installment, I shall be taking a look at the spanking new hit coming out from EA Digital Illusions CE studio, Mirror's Edge

The demo for Mirror's Edge was just unleased on the Playstation Network for US and EU just last week, and after pushing my broadband to the limit, I completed the download, and fired up the much raved game. But before we get to the game itself, behold, the trailer....

The moment I actually saw the trailer, the one thing Mirror's Edge remind of, is Parkour. And I quote, from the great tome of Wikipedia itself...

Parkour (sometimes abbreviated to PK) or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of movement) is an activity with the aim of moving from one point to another as efficiently and quickly as possible, using principally the abilities of the human body. It is meant to help one overcome obstacles, which can be anything in the surrounding environment—from branches and rocks to rails and concrete walls—and can be practiced in both rural and urban areas. Parkour practitioners are referred to as traceurs, or traceuses for females.

Still confused? Check out this video on YouTube and you will get my drift.
So what else can get better than a refreshing new look on an old FPS Genre, by instilling a never-seen-before speed and freedom of movement, and cutting back on the shooting itself. Couple this with an anti-doom type city, a city all white, bright and vibrant (which somehow reminds me of the Orwellian 1984 for some reason), and you have a winner.
For those hardcore gamers, you might need a little refresher, as this is not your fps. Much less fighting, alot more running (which is perfect for me, who plays FPS like a hit and run, or more closer to run-to-the-exit type).

Now back to the demo. The demo consists of a training level as well as the first mission of the game. The training level teaches you the basics of the game (which is about 3 buttons and the analog sticks, if you use the SIXAXIS functions) and runs you quickly through your first mission.

The controls are sweet and simplistic to learn, yet hard to master. The level itself if fairly self explanatory, although there was a part where I got lost. Death is like any other FPS, die and restart at some checkpoint before.

Fun Factor - This game is fun. Really fun. Seriously. How else to I explain it.

Prettiness - This game is also very very pretty. Bright vibrant colors would be the last thing you'd expect from an FPS (Hi Doom, Resistance, Call of Duty, and every other gloomy FPS). And they really hit the free movement look very well, with arms and legs flailing around.

Play Length - 20 mins will run you through the entire thing. There is a time trail mode unlockable for those that pre-order the full game, or win it online (from 1UP Mirror's Edge competition), but I don't have access to that.

Replayability - If you are anything like me, the tutorial will not be replayed, but the first missioon, you may retry several times to get a real smooth run like what you see in the trailer. After that, it's a waste of 1's and 0's on your hard disk.

So my final recommendation, download the demo, and rent the game afterwards. Or trade it. Either way, get the demo, and get hooked.

P.S. - Anyone liked the dreamy dance track theme song? I fell in love with it and Faith standing on top of the cranes after finishing the demo. Anyway, the song can be found here and there is a MegaUpload link to the mp3 as well.

Quick Filler

Good morning world.

Heres just a quick filler to add some posting to this becoming-mundane blog.





For your info, what I update to Last.FM is the music I only play in the office, which may be quite limited at time, and consistently changing.

25th Post!!

Earlier this week on Sunday..26th Oct 2008, Liverpool ended Chelsea 86 game unbeaten EPL HOME record which spans 4 years and 8 months, Alonso scored on the 10th minute..and Chelsea as I remember didn't even had a shot on target.

This feat coincidently happened on the same few days where 2 points (at that time) team Spurs, sacked Juande Ramos and hired Harry Redknapp...and also when the Chelsea scalp happened..MU was playing against the Merseyside blue loser half, at goodison..and AND..Rooney kissed the MU badge after getting a yellow card just to taunt the blue half fans that he is in a BIGGER club..

The following day something surprised me, the headlines was Spurs hiring a new manager..and some even pictures of Rooney kissing the badge, honestly I have no problem with the way the press treats Liverpool, as far as I know they are just waiting for Liverpool to drop some points then have a go at us like till kingdom comes.

Here are a few things that just annoys me about the press the way they report MU and Chelsea compared the the way they report Liverpool and Arsenal

When Liverpool beat Juventus in 2005, one local newspaper headlines;

"Lucky Reds"

When Liverpool finally loses and lets just say the table is like that; after 20 games played

Headlines
"Liverpool out of title race"
"Arsenal should sign more experienced players"

Chelsea - 43 poits

MU - 43 points

Liverpool - 42 points

Arsenal - 41 Points

When MU or Chelsea beats someone at the last minute..

Headlines
"Deserved victory for MU or Chelsea"

When Liverpool beats someone at the last minute..

Headlines

"Player's name saved Liverpool's blushes"

Maybe one day someone should just put up a fact like the Chuck Norris fact thingy;

If Chelsea or MU has 5 points and Liverpool or Arsenal have 5 points, Chelsea or MU has more points than Liverpool or Arsenal

One REAL Champions League trophy at Anfield is nothing compared 3 replicas at Old Trafford, because 3 is more than 1

If MU or Chelsea beats someone at the last minute its because they are THAT damn good, they deserved the victory and they did not get lucky, if Liverpool beats someone at the last minute..its because they were lucky period

When Robbie Keane don't score its because he sucks, when Rooney don't score its because he don't wanna bully lesser opponents

When Tevez misses an open goal was because of weren't concentrating, when Torres misses an open goal its because he cannot handle the pressure

When Roy Keane makes a fucked up tackle it was because he did it for the team, when Gerrard does a fucked up tackle it is because he is a dirty mother fucker

If Reina makes a stupid decision it is because he is stupid, when Van der Sar makes a stupid decision it was because he had no other option

When Liverpool won Milan it was because they were FUCKING lucky, when MU beat Bayern was because they played better at the last 2 minutes of the game

Arsene's 38 games unbeaten in the league is nothing compared to Jose's record breaking league finish on points with one defeat

When Chelsea signs an unknown 17 years old for 20 million it is because he IS worth that much, when Arsenal signs an unknown 17 years old for 200 k pounds its because Arsene Wenger is a scrooge

The list will go on and on..

Make no mistake, this is not designed as a cheap shot for MU or Chelsea this is just facts about how the press treats Liverpool and Arsenal

24th Post!!

"South" Park

I am quite sure everyone heard of South Park before, today's post will be about....'How the people I always hang out with look like if we are on South Park..'

Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Stan

Cast: Philip, Jordan, Derek, Jan

Token
Cast: Naveen

Lets make it clear..I did NOT choose Naveen to be Token because I am a racist..

Mr Garrison, Mr Slave
Cast: Mr Garrison

Wendy, Mr Slave

Cast: Wendy

Just incase if you are wondering why are there 2 pictures of Mr Slave, its because Mr Slave is sort of like the only person on South Park that appears in more than just ONE outfit..it is NOT because I wanted to poke fun on Rabi..

*Thanks Beatrice for the photoshop-ing*

23rd Post!!

Ugly Frontman that can REALLY sing (LIVE)

There are alot of bands in the world. Usually you will recognise the band because of the frontman, very rarely you can name the band by their other members. So you usually relate the frontman to the band. It is also on rare cases where you can name ALL the members of the band. When this happens, these are usually VERY VERY big bands..

James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Lars Ulrich, & Rob Trujillo

You can argue that I can name them all cause I am a fan, it doesn't change the fact that ALL their fans can name them all..again you can argue "they are a fan..of course they can.."

I am a huge fan of Aerosmith and Bon Jovi and Guns & Roses (back then)..but I can name you all of them.. :)

Back to FUGLY frontman.....they are ever so important because they are gonna carry the band, the image of the band depends on them..and they have to be natural performers and must naturally have charisma.

Here is a list of FUGLY ass frontman that made it big 2 of them made it FUCKING BIG..they are fugly..they are charasmatic..they are frontman material..

They are good live, and NOW you know for a fact the sound engineer did not do much editing their studio album

Name: Mick Jagger
Band: Rolling Stone
Live: His live performance is VERY good

Seriously he is ugly..no disputing that..but he is the frontman of Rolling 'fucking' Stones, easily top three biggest rock band EVER.

Name: Lemmy (Ian Fraser Kilmister)
Band: Motorhead
Live: His live performance is good

Another one really ugly guy, alot of you might not have heard of Motorhead, but I am quite sure alot of metal fans have..his voice is legendary..trust me..

Name: Ronnie James Dio
Band: Dio
Live: His live performance is VERY good

He makes Mick Jagger and Steve Tyler look like Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. Again another one of those gotta be metal fan to know him..he replaced Ozzy Osborne as the front man of Black Sabbath before..his voice is special.

Name: Steve Tyler
Band: Aerosmith
Live: His live performance is fucking awesome!

My hero..but it doesn't change the fact he is one really ugly guy..but his daughter is Liv Tyler :
For me personally..he is the one and only guy the moment you hear him, you know its him. So fucking special his vocals

The list of FUGLY frontman are really stars..they are ugly, but they compensate it by being able to sing so God-like....So I guess at the end of the day, how your front man looks dont really matter..as long as he can sing...but of course when I mean sing..I mean SING LIVE and still sound like 70 - 90% like how the studio sounds.

There are also pin up frontman that are good LIVE..People like Axl Rose (Guns & Roses), and etc etc...

Compared to the bands now..those with pin up frontman..so good looking but when you hear them sing live you just wanna jump down Twin Towers..

Next Post will be about useless pin up front man!

Jailbait

Hello boys and girls! Today we are going to learn something very important.. thats right kids! JAILBAIT.

Urban dictionary defines jailbait as follows:-

1.	jailbait
	An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait. Is similar to a lolita, except the term jailbait only applies to an attractive underaged girl that you want to bang, while a lolita is an attractive underaged girl who also wants to bang you R. Kelly's next concert is gonna be in cellblock 4 cuz' he got caught messin' with jailbait.  Guy #1: Hey man, look at that girl over there she's really cute, I'm gonna go kick some G to her.  Guy #2: Naw man, that girl looks like she's about 14. She's fuckin' jailbait, dude.

Taken right off urbandictionary.com without any consent whatsoever. Thanks Bill. (; 

Today we are going to learn how to identify Jailbait. Below are a few examples of jailbait. 

Example 1

Name: Amanda

Age: 3

Likes: Teddy Bears, Sitting in her stroller, playing with her food

Dislikes: Baths, Eating baby food.

Jailbait: YES

Example 2

Name: Samantha

Age: 5

Likes: Sunflowers, Drawing on walls with crayons, Playing with mom's Lipstick

Dislikes: Boys, Drinking milk

Jailbait: YES

Example 4

Name: The Clique Girlz (Destinee Rae Monroe/Paris Quinn Monroe/Ariel Alexis Moore)

Age: 14/12/14

Likes: Singing, Dancing, Reading

Jailbait: YESYESYES

Example 4

Name: Demetria Devonne "Demi" Lovato

Age:16

Likes: Singing

Jailbait: YES

BONUS JAILBAIT VIDEO

Thats all for today boys and girls! I hope you learn something important today. Jailbait = JAIL. And remember, to stay out of prison, keep your hands off the minors! Cheerio! 

Say Hi To Your Mother For Me.

SNL has been on a roll lately (although I may be very biased, as you have noticed, cause I love SNL and the MILF).

But anyway, taking a sidestep from the main show of Palin/Fey, last week, there was a sketch called "Barky Bark and the Donkey Bunch" where Andy Samberg impersonated Mark Wahlberg to talk to animals. It wasn't particularly funny, in fact, I was quite confused by it. Take a look at it yourself.



But all of a sudden, Mark Wahlberg (the real one) got all pissy over this, as seen below

In a recent interview with the New York Post, the "Max Payne" star says he wasn't amused by Samberg's skit.

Looks like someone is pissed. And then, Thursday night Wahlberg was on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" and the host brought up the animal sketch again. The two watched a clip, the audience laughed and then Wahlberg launched into a expletive-filled rant about how he was seriously going to fly to New York and punch Samberg in the face.

Looks like a bad sign. But turns out, Wahlberg does have a sense of humour, as he made a very pissed appearence on SNL this week, and, if it wasn't for Palins real appearence on SNL, would've been the creme of the crop for that episode. Video is embeded below. Go SNL!

22nd Post!!

The Tale of 2 Taylor(S)

I got this message from a friend yesterday..lets call him 'P' he pasted something another fren wrote..lets call him 'S'

S "Taylor Hicks is so hawt.."

Please bear in mind that 'S' is a guy..and just incase there are some blur people hawt = hot

T.Hicks "OH!! Jo Jonas is pointing at me!!!!"

I am not so sure if that picture of him holding that Jonas Brothers thing is real OR not, but what 'S' wanted to say is this..

"Taylor SWIFT is so hawt" but instead he miraculously typed out HICKS, put into context how those 2 words are spelt..S.W.I.F.T & H.I.C.K.S..there are only 2 letters in common, which is 'I' and 'S'....so I really dont know how he got it wrong..
*Fucking HOT!!!*

I dont know how much Photoshop, contributed to her hot-ness in this picture, but she is VERY pretty..not to mention she is a blonde..(I am a sucker for REAL blondes). I might be wrong but I think when you need to Photoshop someone that is already so pretty, you dont need to Photoshop ALOT..as compared to this......



...ALOT more effort is required..and the photo editor will not be all that happy to do up HIS face..but still they gotta do it..since its their job and all..if i am the boss..and I ask him to make a pile of dog poo into a peacock..he/she gotta do it..But just take a look at how 'S' edited an ALREADY Photoshop-ed picture of Taylor Hicks



I guess 'S' must have had a BIG BIG closet moment during season 5 of American Idol, considering there was Elliot Yamin and Chris Daughtry there..not to mention Katharine McPhee (but since its a BIG BIG closet moment) so Taylor Hicks it is....

I am not a real big fan of him, so I will go on trashing about him...he is 32..and he looks 52, he is a marketers nightmare...so it makes me wonder how he won it instead of Katharine McPhee, which is 24..HOT and NOT hard to market..just need to show more skin..to sell her albums like hot cakes..

Take a look at this...



The video that Jewel was not such a jewel anymore.....and it worked wonders for her....ANYWAYS....back to the Taylors..

How can ANYONE mistake Taylor Swift for that LOSER Hicks..HOW HOW???



I really wonder how she will feel if she finds out 'S' actually mis-spelt her name for Taylor Hicks' name...I wonder if she would have been offended.....

Imagine if you are thinking of the girl and you called her by the wrong name..and a dude's name!



*tear drops on her guitar*

*There are people that can misplace hotness and call her Taylor Hicks*

21st Post!!

"You look familiar.."

Such a famous line that is dubbed a lame pick up line if a guy ever uses it on a girl. What if...WHAT IF...that person really REALLY looked familiar..what are you suppose to tell her??

Jan "I've seen you somewhere.."
Jan "You look familiar.."
OR
Jan "Do I look familiar to you??"

So what are you suppose to say in that kind of situation??

Yesterday, as I was eating dinner with another 2 friends. We bump into another friend, lets call her 'S' which was with a friend, we will call her 'L'. One of my friend lets call her 'V', told 'L' "you look familiar"

I turned to her and said "What is that some pick up line???"

We had a good laugh about it..but it seems fine that girls use it..and not guys..and 'V' really asked cause 'L' looked familiar.

I would have gotten my ass laughed at if I told 'L' the same thing...

So why is it so fucked up that a girl can use it and a guy cant?? why??????!?!?!

Martina

I think I gave adequate hints in the past few days for everyone, and if you still haven't guessed the answer to the Tina Fey / Martin Scorsese connection, then you really need to learn to GOOGLE.
So yes, it has something to do the ads they have both stared in (finally getting it?). AMEX. And they actually did one for AMEX together. The first one, which follows, is the one you see on TV.

The 2nd half, is an extended version which was shown during the Emmy Awards last month.


So, lesson of the day.. erm.. nothing in particular. Other than learning to Google, of course. I suppose the only other lesson is, yes, I like draggy long blog posts which simply spam YouTube videos. Welcome to Bitter Emotions, a place for random outpour.

20th Post!!

The Rabi Song

Recently we heard that Rabi is being called a Mean Machine by a certain someone..so I dedicate this song to him..Sugar Ray - Mean Machine


"Metal"

Although Sugar Ray is a bunch of loser in my eyes..but I gotta admit..for 1995, this song is pretty good..minus the fact the phase they actually went by..Metal to Pop..


POP!! but I will admit..at that time..this two songs were great songs..

Marty

And still following up from 2 days back, for those who do not know Martin Scorsese, shame on you. Now watch and be enlightened.

The films of martin Scorsese, 40 years of greatness Part.1


The films of martin Scorsese, 40 years of greatness Part.2


Perfectionist. Martin Scorsese at the One Hour Photo

Tina

Continuing from yesterdays post, if anyone still does not know who Tina Fey is, maybe these few videos might help.

Sarah Palin Spoof, which is one of the biggest things going around lately


This one is from her hit TV series 30 Rock


Did you know she wrote and produced as well as starred in Mean Girls?


This one is hilarious

19th Post!!

Unforgiven

Perhaps a very famous term in any aspect...in..

Movie

Unforgiven 1992, Clint Eastwood acted and directed a lengendary Cowboy movie. Which won 4 Oscars

Gene Hackman for Best Supporting Actor
Clint Eastwood for Best Director and Best Picture (nominated for Best Actor but did not win)
and some guy called Joel Cox for Best Film Editing

Music

Metallica has a series of music with the name Unforgiven. Its a very very famous metal song. ANY metal fans will know this song..not only do they have Unforgiven II, they came out with Unforgiven III on their latest album! Just a little surprised they did not cover 1 and 2 in their S&M performance....S&M means Symphony and Metallica..not what you think it is..

Unforgiven


Unforgiven II


James Hetfield in a Telecaster..seems a little odd..so used to see him in an Explorer..

Unforgiven III


Kirk Hammett's guitar solo is as usual..sickly awesome...


Life

If someone tells you, "you are unforgiven" in life you are pretty much screwed in his/her eyes. I am quite sure everybody has at least ONE person that hates you with passion that they say you are unforgiven. I am also sure I have a few people that has casted the unforgiven tag on me..if any of those who are reading..I am sorry, I wont give you a self righteous..I will just say..I am sorry sincerely..I am..please leave a comment if you want me to back it up with actions..

I am not so sure why I put this post up...maybe I am just feeling a little emo..haha..

Tina and Marty

Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey. Writer, Comedian, Actress, Producer, MILF. Golden Globe, Emmy, SAG Award winner. Best known for 30 Rock and her faithful reenactment of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live.



Martin Marcantonio Luciano Scorsese. Director, Producer, Actor, Legend. Golden Globe, AFI, BAFTER, Directors Guild and Oscar Award winner. Best known for being Martin Scorsese. As well as every single film he ever did (Raging Bull and Taxi Driver among them). Also known as the most pityful legendary director around, winning his only Oscar for something which isn't an original Scorsese.

One does comedy, sketch and draws laughter from everyone.
The other does brooding art, bringing New York to life in so many ways.

Opposite ends of the earth, you might say.
So try this, what does both of them have in common. How do they link together?

And no, Marty + Tina does not equal Martina or Martini.

The Godfather of Cola

I'm sure everyone knows about the long running feud between Coke and Pepsi, and how they enjoy cheap-shotting each other all the time (Although, more often that not, Coke finds itself on the end of the stick being poked by Pepsi). And this, is another one.

It combines 3 of my favorite things:

1. An artsy stylish humorous ad
2. The continuation of brand feuds
3. The Godfather

Just watch it, and you will understand. Kapish?



Gratzi..

Dark Knight Remix

There was this saying I heard in an Episode of 30 Rock once called "Corporate Crush"
It had the head honcho of a studio saying this.. (paraphrased, of course)

If I cannot imagine the movie as a trailer, the movie cannot be made

Well, I wonder what he would say to this then...

And the irony of it all, I would actually watch this movie from the trailer.

The S Team

During random power-surfing, I came across a series of adverts, which are... quite amazing. It stars the most unexpected superstars, and both having only one thing in common. Their names start with S.

Ladies and Gentlemen, American Express proudly brings to you... Jerry Sienfeld and Superman.

Yes, Supers and Seinfeld. Note, it's a 5 min advert which only mentions American Express like, once. So it's like a really short story. And hilarious.

But before the 5 minute short, we head back in time, to a decade ago. 1998 when the very first Superman/Seinfeld matchup started.


Superman, Powerless in his Supersuit, relies on Jerry to save Lois.


Superman a.k.a. Man Of Steel Gets Queezy having too much Tuna Mayo.... A Uniform Used to Mean Something


Jerry Sienfeld the petty petty man, asking Supes how he came up with the name... Hindsight is 20/20

Eighteenth Post!!

Things Guy wish a girl will know..

I am sure there are some things a girl wishes a guy will know too..but this is MY topic now..so live with it

1) Stop thinking so far ahead..
Had a conversation about this not long ago with my best friend, we had such a good laugh about it. Was telling him about how I get burned by girls because of my race. My best friend laughed and said "Nothing happened yet..and they are already thinking of needing to convert...and there they go thinking dating a guy with of the same race guarantee a spot on the alter for them.." Personally, I don't really like to think further than the next hour..cause I dont know if I will be alive then..

2) We know you do ALOT for us..
We know..

3) If you are not THE ONE, you are not going to the alter with us..
:)

4) Things that were said before only have validity of 3 seconds/minutes/hours/days/months..
Don't use things that were said before to get back at us..words are only words..always will..always be..

5) Just because you all don't have true friends, that doesn't mean we dont have one..
Tradisionally, guys will always have a group they will stick to..it might be a colourful bunch in terms of personality, BUT WE ARE LOYAL TO EACH OTHER, WE HAVE A THING CALLED THE DUDE'S CODE, a group of girls will compete with each other for attention, bitch about each other..that is why a group of girls can never work together. So don't blame us sometimes if we take off because we need to aid a friend or wanna hang out..

6) No, we don't give a shit about your day..
Really we don't =_=

7) We like challanges, but when you are saying and doing things just to see how into you we are..we dont like it..AT ALL (only applies at the going after stage)
Make it hard..but not ridiculous..

8) Be more sensitive sometimes..
Use your fucking brains when you all talk sometimes..just because we brush alot of things off, doesn't mean we don't have any feelings inside.

9) Know what you want please..
Guys have always been criticise for not being sensitive enough..but when we are..we are a pussy..so wtf you all want?? we switching between those 2 according to your preference??

10) Stop asking us if you are fat..
That is one stupid question that you all use just as a reason to get mad at us cause YOU think we are lying, even if we told you the truth..we still get in trouble..

11) Stop fishing us to ask a question..
Really..we dont appreciate it at all..so next time..just ask us a question..and not leave a hanging statement..