Jailbait

Hello boys and girls! Today we are going to learn something very important.. thats right kids! JAILBAIT.

Urban dictionary defines jailbait as follows:-

1.	jailbait
	An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait. Is similar to a lolita, except the term jailbait only applies to an attractive underaged girl that you want to bang, while a lolita is an attractive underaged girl who also wants to bang you R. Kelly's next concert is gonna be in cellblock 4 cuz' he got caught messin' with jailbait.  Guy #1: Hey man, look at that girl over there she's really cute, I'm gonna go kick some G to her.  Guy #2: Naw man, that girl looks like she's about 14. She's fuckin' jailbait, dude.

Taken right off urbandictionary.com without any consent whatsoever. Thanks Bill. (; 

Today we are going to learn how to identify Jailbait. Below are a few examples of jailbait. 

Example 1

Name: Amanda

Age: 3

Likes: Teddy Bears, Sitting in her stroller, playing with her food

Dislikes: Baths, Eating baby food.

Jailbait: YES

Example 2

Name: Samantha

Age: 5

Likes: Sunflowers, Drawing on walls with crayons, Playing with mom's Lipstick

Dislikes: Boys, Drinking milk

Jailbait: YES

Example 4

Name: The Clique Girlz (Destinee Rae Monroe/Paris Quinn Monroe/Ariel Alexis Moore)

Age: 14/12/14

Likes: Singing, Dancing, Reading

Jailbait: YESYESYES

Example 4

Name: Demetria Devonne "Demi" Lovato

Age:16

Likes: Singing

Jailbait: YES

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Thats all for today boys and girls! I hope you learn something important today. Jailbait = JAIL. And remember, to stay out of prison, keep your hands off the minors! Cheerio!