25th Post!!

Earlier this week on Sunday..26th Oct 2008, Liverpool ended Chelsea 86 game unbeaten EPL HOME record which spans 4 years and 8 months, Alonso scored on the 10th minute..and Chelsea as I remember didn't even had a shot on target.

This feat coincidently happened on the same few days where 2 points (at that time) team Spurs, sacked Juande Ramos and hired Harry Redknapp...and also when the Chelsea scalp happened..MU was playing against the Merseyside blue loser half, at goodison..and AND..Rooney kissed the MU badge after getting a yellow card just to taunt the blue half fans that he is in a BIGGER club..

The following day something surprised me, the headlines was Spurs hiring a new manager..and some even pictures of Rooney kissing the badge, honestly I have no problem with the way the press treats Liverpool, as far as I know they are just waiting for Liverpool to drop some points then have a go at us like till kingdom comes.

Here are a few things that just annoys me about the press the way they report MU and Chelsea compared the the way they report Liverpool and Arsenal

When Liverpool beat Juventus in 2005, one local newspaper headlines;

"Lucky Reds"

When Liverpool finally loses and lets just say the table is like that; after 20 games played

Headlines
"Liverpool out of title race"
"Arsenal should sign more experienced players"

Chelsea - 43 poits

MU - 43 points

Liverpool - 42 points

Arsenal - 41 Points

When MU or Chelsea beats someone at the last minute..

Headlines
"Deserved victory for MU or Chelsea"

When Liverpool beats someone at the last minute..

Headlines

"Player's name saved Liverpool's blushes"

Maybe one day someone should just put up a fact like the Chuck Norris fact thingy;

If Chelsea or MU has 5 points and Liverpool or Arsenal have 5 points, Chelsea or MU has more points than Liverpool or Arsenal

One REAL Champions League trophy at Anfield is nothing compared 3 replicas at Old Trafford, because 3 is more than 1

If MU or Chelsea beats someone at the last minute its because they are THAT damn good, they deserved the victory and they did not get lucky, if Liverpool beats someone at the last minute..its because they were lucky period

When Robbie Keane don't score its because he sucks, when Rooney don't score its because he don't wanna bully lesser opponents

When Tevez misses an open goal was because of weren't concentrating, when Torres misses an open goal its because he cannot handle the pressure

When Roy Keane makes a fucked up tackle it was because he did it for the team, when Gerrard does a fucked up tackle it is because he is a dirty mother fucker

If Reina makes a stupid decision it is because he is stupid, when Van der Sar makes a stupid decision it was because he had no other option

When Liverpool won Milan it was because they were FUCKING lucky, when MU beat Bayern was because they played better at the last 2 minutes of the game

Arsene's 38 games unbeaten in the league is nothing compared to Jose's record breaking league finish on points with one defeat

When Chelsea signs an unknown 17 years old for 20 million it is because he IS worth that much, when Arsenal signs an unknown 17 years old for 200 k pounds its because Arsene Wenger is a scrooge

The list will go on and on..

Make no mistake, this is not designed as a cheap shot for MU or Chelsea this is just facts about how the press treats Liverpool and Arsenal

24th Post!!

"South" Park

I am quite sure everyone heard of South Park before, today's post will be about....'How the people I always hang out with look like if we are on South Park..'

Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Stan

Cast: Philip, Jordan, Derek, Jan

Token
Cast: Naveen

Lets make it clear..I did NOT choose Naveen to be Token because I am a racist..

Mr Garrison, Mr Slave
Cast: Mr Garrison

Wendy, Mr Slave

Cast: Wendy

Just incase if you are wondering why are there 2 pictures of Mr Slave, its because Mr Slave is sort of like the only person on South Park that appears in more than just ONE outfit..it is NOT because I wanted to poke fun on Rabi..

*Thanks Beatrice for the photoshop-ing*

23rd Post!!

Ugly Frontman that can REALLY sing (LIVE)

There are alot of bands in the world. Usually you will recognise the band because of the frontman, very rarely you can name the band by their other members. So you usually relate the frontman to the band. It is also on rare cases where you can name ALL the members of the band. When this happens, these are usually VERY VERY big bands..

James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Lars Ulrich, & Rob Trujillo

You can argue that I can name them all cause I am a fan, it doesn't change the fact that ALL their fans can name them all..again you can argue "they are a fan..of course they can.."

I am a huge fan of Aerosmith and Bon Jovi and Guns & Roses (back then)..but I can name you all of them.. :)

Back to FUGLY frontman.....they are ever so important because they are gonna carry the band, the image of the band depends on them..and they have to be natural performers and must naturally have charisma.

Here is a list of FUGLY ass frontman that made it big 2 of them made it FUCKING BIG..they are fugly..they are charasmatic..they are frontman material..

They are good live, and NOW you know for a fact the sound engineer did not do much editing their studio album

Name: Mick Jagger
Band: Rolling Stone
Live: His live performance is VERY good

Seriously he is ugly..no disputing that..but he is the frontman of Rolling 'fucking' Stones, easily top three biggest rock band EVER.

Name: Lemmy (Ian Fraser Kilmister)
Band: Motorhead
Live: His live performance is good

Another one really ugly guy, alot of you might not have heard of Motorhead, but I am quite sure alot of metal fans have..his voice is legendary..trust me..

Name: Ronnie James Dio
Band: Dio
Live: His live performance is VERY good

He makes Mick Jagger and Steve Tyler look like Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. Again another one of those gotta be metal fan to know him..he replaced Ozzy Osborne as the front man of Black Sabbath before..his voice is special.

Name: Steve Tyler
Band: Aerosmith
Live: His live performance is fucking awesome!

My hero..but it doesn't change the fact he is one really ugly guy..but his daughter is Liv Tyler :
For me personally..he is the one and only guy the moment you hear him, you know its him. So fucking special his vocals

The list of FUGLY frontman are really stars..they are ugly, but they compensate it by being able to sing so God-like....So I guess at the end of the day, how your front man looks dont really matter..as long as he can sing...but of course when I mean sing..I mean SING LIVE and still sound like 70 - 90% like how the studio sounds.

There are also pin up frontman that are good LIVE..People like Axl Rose (Guns & Roses), and etc etc...

Compared to the bands now..those with pin up frontman..so good looking but when you hear them sing live you just wanna jump down Twin Towers..

Next Post will be about useless pin up front man!

Jailbait

Hello boys and girls! Today we are going to learn something very important.. thats right kids! JAILBAIT.

Urban dictionary defines jailbait as follows:-

1.	jailbait
	An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait. Is similar to a lolita, except the term jailbait only applies to an attractive underaged girl that you want to bang, while a lolita is an attractive underaged girl who also wants to bang you R. Kelly's next concert is gonna be in cellblock 4 cuz' he got caught messin' with jailbait.  Guy #1: Hey man, look at that girl over there she's really cute, I'm gonna go kick some G to her.  Guy #2: Naw man, that girl looks like she's about 14. She's fuckin' jailbait, dude.

Taken right off urbandictionary.com without any consent whatsoever. Thanks Bill. (; 

Today we are going to learn how to identify Jailbait. Below are a few examples of jailbait. 

Example 1

Name: Amanda

Age: 3

Likes: Teddy Bears, Sitting in her stroller, playing with her food

Dislikes: Baths, Eating baby food.

Jailbait: YES

Example 2

Name: Samantha

Age: 5

Likes: Sunflowers, Drawing on walls with crayons, Playing with mom's Lipstick

Dislikes: Boys, Drinking milk

Jailbait: YES

Example 4

Name: The Clique Girlz (Destinee Rae Monroe/Paris Quinn Monroe/Ariel Alexis Moore)

Age: 14/12/14

Likes: Singing, Dancing, Reading

Jailbait: YESYESYES

Example 4

Name: Demetria Devonne "Demi" Lovato

Age:16

Likes: Singing

Jailbait: YES

BONUS JAILBAIT VIDEO

Thats all for today boys and girls! I hope you learn something important today. Jailbait = JAIL. And remember, to stay out of prison, keep your hands off the minors! Cheerio! 

Say Hi To Your Mother For Me.

SNL has been on a roll lately (although I may be very biased, as you have noticed, cause I love SNL and the MILF).

But anyway, taking a sidestep from the main show of Palin/Fey, last week, there was a sketch called "Barky Bark and the Donkey Bunch" where Andy Samberg impersonated Mark Wahlberg to talk to animals. It wasn't particularly funny, in fact, I was quite confused by it. Take a look at it yourself.



But all of a sudden, Mark Wahlberg (the real one) got all pissy over this, as seen below

In a recent interview with the New York Post, the "Max Payne" star says he wasn't amused by Samberg's skit.

Looks like someone is pissed. And then, Thursday night Wahlberg was on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" and the host brought up the animal sketch again. The two watched a clip, the audience laughed and then Wahlberg launched into a expletive-filled rant about how he was seriously going to fly to New York and punch Samberg in the face.

Looks like a bad sign. But turns out, Wahlberg does have a sense of humour, as he made a very pissed appearence on SNL this week, and, if it wasn't for Palins real appearence on SNL, would've been the creme of the crop for that episode. Video is embeded below. Go SNL!

22nd Post!!

The Tale of 2 Taylor(S)

I got this message from a friend yesterday..lets call him 'P' he pasted something another fren wrote..lets call him 'S'

S "Taylor Hicks is so hawt.."

Please bear in mind that 'S' is a guy..and just incase there are some blur people hawt = hot

T.Hicks "OH!! Jo Jonas is pointing at me!!!!"

I am not so sure if that picture of him holding that Jonas Brothers thing is real OR not, but what 'S' wanted to say is this..

"Taylor SWIFT is so hawt" but instead he miraculously typed out HICKS, put into context how those 2 words are spelt..S.W.I.F.T & H.I.C.K.S..there are only 2 letters in common, which is 'I' and 'S'....so I really dont know how he got it wrong..
*Fucking HOT!!!*

I dont know how much Photoshop, contributed to her hot-ness in this picture, but she is VERY pretty..not to mention she is a blonde..(I am a sucker for REAL blondes). I might be wrong but I think when you need to Photoshop someone that is already so pretty, you dont need to Photoshop ALOT..as compared to this......



...ALOT more effort is required..and the photo editor will not be all that happy to do up HIS face..but still they gotta do it..since its their job and all..if i am the boss..and I ask him to make a pile of dog poo into a peacock..he/she gotta do it..But just take a look at how 'S' edited an ALREADY Photoshop-ed picture of Taylor Hicks



I guess 'S' must have had a BIG BIG closet moment during season 5 of American Idol, considering there was Elliot Yamin and Chris Daughtry there..not to mention Katharine McPhee (but since its a BIG BIG closet moment) so Taylor Hicks it is....

I am not a real big fan of him, so I will go on trashing about him...he is 32..and he looks 52, he is a marketers nightmare...so it makes me wonder how he won it instead of Katharine McPhee, which is 24..HOT and NOT hard to market..just need to show more skin..to sell her albums like hot cakes..

Take a look at this...



The video that Jewel was not such a jewel anymore.....and it worked wonders for her....ANYWAYS....back to the Taylors..

How can ANYONE mistake Taylor Swift for that LOSER Hicks..HOW HOW???



I really wonder how she will feel if she finds out 'S' actually mis-spelt her name for Taylor Hicks' name...I wonder if she would have been offended.....

Imagine if you are thinking of the girl and you called her by the wrong name..and a dude's name!



*tear drops on her guitar*

*There are people that can misplace hotness and call her Taylor Hicks*

21st Post!!

"You look familiar.."

Such a famous line that is dubbed a lame pick up line if a guy ever uses it on a girl. What if...WHAT IF...that person really REALLY looked familiar..what are you suppose to tell her??

Jan "I've seen you somewhere.."
Jan "You look familiar.."
OR
Jan "Do I look familiar to you??"

So what are you suppose to say in that kind of situation??

Yesterday, as I was eating dinner with another 2 friends. We bump into another friend, lets call her 'S' which was with a friend, we will call her 'L'. One of my friend lets call her 'V', told 'L' "you look familiar"

I turned to her and said "What is that some pick up line???"

We had a good laugh about it..but it seems fine that girls use it..and not guys..and 'V' really asked cause 'L' looked familiar.

I would have gotten my ass laughed at if I told 'L' the same thing...

So why is it so fucked up that a girl can use it and a guy cant?? why??????!?!?!

Martina

I think I gave adequate hints in the past few days for everyone, and if you still haven't guessed the answer to the Tina Fey / Martin Scorsese connection, then you really need to learn to GOOGLE.
So yes, it has something to do the ads they have both stared in (finally getting it?). AMEX. And they actually did one for AMEX together. The first one, which follows, is the one you see on TV.

The 2nd half, is an extended version which was shown during the Emmy Awards last month.


So, lesson of the day.. erm.. nothing in particular. Other than learning to Google, of course. I suppose the only other lesson is, yes, I like draggy long blog posts which simply spam YouTube videos. Welcome to Bitter Emotions, a place for random outpour.

20th Post!!

The Rabi Song

Recently we heard that Rabi is being called a Mean Machine by a certain someone..so I dedicate this song to him..Sugar Ray - Mean Machine


"Metal"

Although Sugar Ray is a bunch of loser in my eyes..but I gotta admit..for 1995, this song is pretty good..minus the fact the phase they actually went by..Metal to Pop..


POP!! but I will admit..at that time..this two songs were great songs..

Marty

And still following up from 2 days back, for those who do not know Martin Scorsese, shame on you. Now watch and be enlightened.

The films of martin Scorsese, 40 years of greatness Part.1


The films of martin Scorsese, 40 years of greatness Part.2


Perfectionist. Martin Scorsese at the One Hour Photo

Tina

Continuing from yesterdays post, if anyone still does not know who Tina Fey is, maybe these few videos might help.

Sarah Palin Spoof, which is one of the biggest things going around lately


This one is from her hit TV series 30 Rock


Did you know she wrote and produced as well as starred in Mean Girls?


This one is hilarious

19th Post!!

Unforgiven

Perhaps a very famous term in any aspect...in..

Movie

Unforgiven 1992, Clint Eastwood acted and directed a lengendary Cowboy movie. Which won 4 Oscars

Gene Hackman for Best Supporting Actor
Clint Eastwood for Best Director and Best Picture (nominated for Best Actor but did not win)
and some guy called Joel Cox for Best Film Editing

Music

Metallica has a series of music with the name Unforgiven. Its a very very famous metal song. ANY metal fans will know this song..not only do they have Unforgiven II, they came out with Unforgiven III on their latest album! Just a little surprised they did not cover 1 and 2 in their S&M performance....S&M means Symphony and Metallica..not what you think it is..

Unforgiven


Unforgiven II


James Hetfield in a Telecaster..seems a little odd..so used to see him in an Explorer..

Unforgiven III


Kirk Hammett's guitar solo is as usual..sickly awesome...


Life

If someone tells you, "you are unforgiven" in life you are pretty much screwed in his/her eyes. I am quite sure everybody has at least ONE person that hates you with passion that they say you are unforgiven. I am also sure I have a few people that has casted the unforgiven tag on me..if any of those who are reading..I am sorry, I wont give you a self righteous..I will just say..I am sorry sincerely..I am..please leave a comment if you want me to back it up with actions..

I am not so sure why I put this post up...maybe I am just feeling a little emo..haha..

Tina and Marty

Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey. Writer, Comedian, Actress, Producer, MILF. Golden Globe, Emmy, SAG Award winner. Best known for 30 Rock and her faithful reenactment of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live.



Martin Marcantonio Luciano Scorsese. Director, Producer, Actor, Legend. Golden Globe, AFI, BAFTER, Directors Guild and Oscar Award winner. Best known for being Martin Scorsese. As well as every single film he ever did (Raging Bull and Taxi Driver among them). Also known as the most pityful legendary director around, winning his only Oscar for something which isn't an original Scorsese.

One does comedy, sketch and draws laughter from everyone.
The other does brooding art, bringing New York to life in so many ways.

Opposite ends of the earth, you might say.
So try this, what does both of them have in common. How do they link together?

And no, Marty + Tina does not equal Martina or Martini.

The Godfather of Cola

I'm sure everyone knows about the long running feud between Coke and Pepsi, and how they enjoy cheap-shotting each other all the time (Although, more often that not, Coke finds itself on the end of the stick being poked by Pepsi). And this, is another one.

It combines 3 of my favorite things:

1. An artsy stylish humorous ad
2. The continuation of brand feuds
3. The Godfather

Just watch it, and you will understand. Kapish?



Gratzi..

Dark Knight Remix

There was this saying I heard in an Episode of 30 Rock once called "Corporate Crush"
It had the head honcho of a studio saying this.. (paraphrased, of course)

If I cannot imagine the movie as a trailer, the movie cannot be made

Well, I wonder what he would say to this then...

And the irony of it all, I would actually watch this movie from the trailer.

The S Team

During random power-surfing, I came across a series of adverts, which are... quite amazing. It stars the most unexpected superstars, and both having only one thing in common. Their names start with S.

Ladies and Gentlemen, American Express proudly brings to you... Jerry Sienfeld and Superman.

Yes, Supers and Seinfeld. Note, it's a 5 min advert which only mentions American Express like, once. So it's like a really short story. And hilarious.

But before the 5 minute short, we head back in time, to a decade ago. 1998 when the very first Superman/Seinfeld matchup started.


Superman, Powerless in his Supersuit, relies on Jerry to save Lois.


Superman a.k.a. Man Of Steel Gets Queezy having too much Tuna Mayo.... A Uniform Used to Mean Something


Jerry Sienfeld the petty petty man, asking Supes how he came up with the name... Hindsight is 20/20