Tuesday, August 12, 2008

20 Seconds

20 seconds is enough to show 9 months of gestation
20 seconds late for your own wedding is grounds for divorce.
20 seconds past 4 minutes is too late to save the world for Madonna and Justin.
20 seconds is sufficient forewarning for an earthquake.
20 seconds of joy is a documentary on the life of a base jumper.
20 seconds is the time it takes to make mayonnaise
20 seconds on 17 January 1995, in Kobe killed 6,434 people and injured tens of thousands more.
20 seconds would have saved this family from a fiery death.
20 seconds later than your date for the first date might have dashed your hopes of getting laid.
20 seconds would have made Michael Phelps beyond godlike in swimming.
20 seconds would've really helped the other guy Michael Phelps was swimming against.
20 seconds, in fact, would've actually put Michael Phelps last in most of his Olympic games.

From skitzels:
20 seconds is enough time for Chuck Norris to kill 20 people
20 seconds is enough for Rambo to multiply that based on amount of ammo.
20 seconds is the time skitzels wished it took to eradicate stupid people.

Addition:
20 seconds to realize he was being recorded would've saved Naveen a whole lot of embarrassment.
20 seconds multiplied by 3 is the amount of time you lose a day, and gain back on 29th February.

And finally,
20 seconds multiplied by alot would've been the time I would've saved if I didn't write this post.

So what does 20 seconds mean to everyone else here?

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