Monday, August 10, 2009

Need For Speed, Need For Attention [Part 003]

The room stank of a stench of whiskey, cigarettes and moldy sweaty laundry. Ash and butts littered the floor, and the air thick with smoke as though Mt. Krakatoa had just laid waste to the room. He squenched his nose, took a deep breath, and braved into the lit-less room, reaching for the windows. A quick pull of the drapes and unlocking of the frames, and a little civility returned to what can only be described as a disaster for a room. Air levels began normalizing, and as light bathed the room, things could only seem to get worse.

At the corner of the room, was J, slumped almost lifelessly, except for the consistent blinking as his eyes adjusted to its new surrounding. He was a haggardly sight, unwashed for days, shirt caked with what looked like a mix of pizza and puke, with an empty bottle of Chivas in one hand, and a long burn out cigarette butt in the other. Drool (or puke, maybe) flowed freely from the corner of his lips, and you could see the confusion on his face as he tried to recognize the person in front of him.

"You look like shit man. What the fuck is wrong with you man?"

J squinted again, trying to focus hard. "Jay Fee? Ish dat you man? Itsh been afile.."

"Awhile?You've been fucking missing for two weeks man. If it wasn't because of your girlfriend calling us for help, we would've just thought you were caught up with work or something. What happened?" said J.E., with a genuinely concerned look plastered on his face.

"Vat do you min by vat hap-... happe.. happened? Me ok. See? Alifee..' replied J, thumping his chest like he was King Kong.

"You are such a fucking mess man. Come on now, let's get you cleaned up right now. R.L., give me a hand here, ok? Let's drag this deadbeat to the washroom.." said J.E. as he took J's hand and slung it over his shoulder. J burped loudly as J.E. did this, releasing a stench worse than the ninth level of hell. J.E. stuttered for a moment, trying to control the nausea building up within him, before lifting J to his feet. R.L. grabbed the other hand, trying to lift J up, but J just couldn't stand on his two feet. Slowly, they just dragged him towards the washroom, all 70kgs of lifelessness.

Dragging a whole gunny sack of rice would've been easier than this, thought J.E. as he made his way to the washroom. An evil thought flashed in J.E.'s mind. Well, I could make the most out of this and end up with some very entertaining photos while cleaning him up. And J.E. grinned as he approached the washroom. This will be entertaining. Heh.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Need For Speed, Need For Attention [Part 002]

EXT. SILVAS - NIGHT

J and his bunch of friends are sitting down in an overly crowded 24 hours restaunrant, with J leading the talk on the table it is quite obvious from a far, everyone is listening because they have to and not because they want to


J
(bragging)
I dusted the 206..and then my car failed me..


A chinese guy in a weird looking spectacles next to him speaks, he is D, 25, fair, overweight, arrogant and smart.

D
SO...you lost??


J
(defensive)
No..my car failed me...


D
you know in F1..if your car breaks down...by default you lose..


J
yeah..but I did NOT lose..it is like Lin Dan fighting some
unseeded asshole, if Lin Dan twist his ankle, he cant play
anymore..but that doesn't mean Lin Dan lost..



Indian Guy next to D speaks, he is R, 25, lean, always have an opinion


R
So you comparing your car to Lin Dan?? if Lin Dan was
a car in badminton he would have been a Veyron..so you
cannot use him as an example..let me see (thinks) your EVO
is very likely ONLY Jalani Sidek in badminton terms


J
Fug you man!! my car is at least Lee Chong Wei!! (turns to D)
your car is the Jalani Sidek in badminton terms and (turns to R)
your car is the court cleaner in badminton!!



The lively table takes a moment of awkward silence, a guy next to R speaks, he is J.E. 25, lean, ignorant


J.E
yes and my car is the badminton court, but why cant
you just take the lost as a lost..but then again..why would
you race a 206?? its a no contest...


R
(interupts)
that he ends up losing..


D
(smirks)
what a shame..



J.E, R and D laughs, J zones out..


White Flash to:



INT. ROOM - NIGHT

J is in a curled up position on a bed in a barely lit room crying

J
(weeping)
my baby..my EVO 6.5



J cries lauder and turns to his pillow for comfort


White Flash to:



EXT. SILVAS - NIGHT


Back at the restaurant


J
Well laugh all you want..my car can beat any of your cars
even without trying


R
That is a given like how MU beat Malaysia 2-0 few days back..
no contest..


J
No..there will be a contest..I will give you all abit of chance first..

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Need For Speed, Need For Attention [Part 001]

"FUCK THIS SHIT!" screamed J, as his car came to a stall. How could this be? How is this possible? His car was a beast, as far as he was concerned... a white stallion which screamed through the streets like the wind, leaving everything in its dust. And now, for it to fail him at such a critical point, and to make things worse, to a 206, was more than he could bear. Tears began to form around his eyes, but he sucked it back it. Real men don't shed tears, he told himself, manning up and reaching below his dash to pop the hood. The beast was dead, the moonlight shimmering upon its broken body, and it looked like it would be a long and lonely walk home.

Friday, July 3, 2009

50th Post!!

Person with the Pants

Over the years, I have always wonder what determine who wears the pants in the relationship (the person in control). Its it that ALL girls have complete control over her partner cause people seem to think that girls are naturally gonna gain the advantage in a relationship, which to a certain extend..of course it is true..

I read this on an article online; she said 'it depends on the personality, who has the stronger character, if the guy is laid back and the girl is not..naturally she will gain control but if she is the submissive kind the guy will assume control naturally.'

I agree with her. I do have a case study but just not good to mention it over here.

This is my take on how someone lose or gain control..

1) it depends on how into her you are..which also boils down to how hard was it to hit on her..if she make it SO hard for you..you will be chasing harder and harder and when you finally get her..you willl do almost anything to please her..

2) how into you she is..and whether or not you know it..

guys have the tendency to take advantage of a relationship at times knowing the fact that the girls likes him more than he likes her, I know cause I did it before..




This is one quote which I saw on the net..

'In order for a relationship to work the guy must love the girl alot and try not to understand her at all..and the girl must love the guy a little and understand him alot'




This post dont really make sense..but I am glad i am back!

Friday, June 19, 2009

theme song for the day..



jack is the man.

proof obama rocks.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

code monkey!



not too bad a song. quite a catchy tune. cant say much for the vocals but yea. lol.